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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    Wait, I thought it was Forum policy not to talk about perpetual motion machines? -Dan
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    You meant "Common cents fortunately won." -Dan
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    May I be the first to say that I'm not going to click on that "link." -Dan
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    I may have posted this before: I once had a Dutch boss named "Dale E. Werk." -Dan
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    Spiders are evil. Never listen to them! -Dan
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    It's my third... -Dan
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    Have you actually tried to tipfinger? -Dan
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    B What kind of energy is needed to create particles such as quarks and electrons?

    @davLev : To echo pahenning, you seem to be positing that because electrons have charge that they must be created by "radiant energy" (your term). By this I presume you mean by EM waves. But you are forgetting that quarks also have color charge, so by your argument they would have to be...
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    I know, right? Those nails are bitchin'! -Dan
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    No problems there. If you look at the staff lines on the wall, it's the wrong note. -Dan
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    Heck, I did that in my hometown during a single storm: rain, heavy rain, sleet, hail, snow flurries, blizzard. All in a 15 minute time span. -Dan
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    (KISS KISS!) -Dan
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    He's clearly eating too much fiber. -Dan
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    Personally, I'm not planning to be around for that one. -Dan
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    63,872,582,400? -Dan
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