What Makes Canada a Great Place to Live?

[Ivan Seeking]

I am interested in hearing about life in Canada; Vancouver BC in particular. Tsu and I have considered leaving the US for many years. In light of the election we are more serious than ever. This place is getting scary!

Please give your best sales pitch for your best place to live outside of the US.

 

[recon]

Come to Brunei, the country where there hasn't been a murder case for years, and where no one is intelligent enough to even contemplate murder/suicide.

In short, it's a great life here.

EDIT: Oh, there is just one more thing I would like to add. The population of Brunei numbers only 350,000 so you might get a little lonely from talking to the trees. However, that's better than talking to the bush, isn't it?

 

[singleton]

Hrm... while I'm not in BC, Ontario is great too!

We have tons of scenery and CLEAN air. Lots of nature around and it is beautiful many times of the year. Not too hot in the summer, winters you might need to adjust to.

In Canada we value liberty and are more liberal than those south of the border. Decriminalization of MJ will be happening sooner than later it seems. We don't ban things like gay marriage? Even if these two don't affect you at all it is still reflective of how great we are.

You can still buy guns here, just not concealed carry (or carry at all for that matter).

Healthcare isn't the greatest but it isn't too bad either. If you can't sit for a couple hours in the ER for non life threatening treatment when it is FREE then you can...go fly a kite ;)

THE BEER AND THE WOMEN are reason enough to come over to the dark side

You can always take pride and feel secure in the fact neither Iran or NK will light a nuke off on your a$$ when reich marshal instates your next war.

Religion isn't nearly as big here nor does it rule our politics.

Our students perform above the USA in school rankings so it would be a better place to raise children.

Crime? Murders? The total number of homicides in Canada is pretty darn small (around 600 yearly). While we have less people the incidence rate is much smaller too.

Toronto is the multicultural city in the world? (reflects our acceptance of everyone)

The question you should ask yourself is why DON'T you want to come here?

 

[franznietzsche]

Come to Brunei, the country where there hasn't been a murder case for years, and where no one is intelligent enough to even contemplate murder/suicide.

In short, it's a great life here.

EDIT: Oh, there is just one more thing I would like to add. The population of Brunei numbers only 350,000 so you might get a little lonely from talking to the trees. However, that's better than talking to the bush, isn't it?

But the tress don't spout fundamentalism at you, remember that.

 

[tumor]

But the tress don't spout fundamentalism at you,

No ? go down to texas

 

[franznietzsche]

No ? go down to texas

Touche. I concede.

 

[Smurf]

@ tumor and franz

 

[Smurf]

I was just reading what the CIA factbook had to say about Brunei and I have some questions.
What is Shari's Law?
Does Brunei have a parliament?
How much power does the Sultanate have?
How much tension is there with Malaysia?
Is there segregation in Brunei and how bad is it? (paticularly between muslims and Christians)

 

[Smurf]

Everything you want to know about Canada you can find by listening to Arrogant Worms.

Every Canadian is given a radioactive MAPLE LEAF TATTOO right on their FOREHEAD so that the EVIL OVERLORDS in ONTARIO can TRACK them! But it's only visible if you're from ONTARIO!

sad but true...
http://www.thoughtviper.com/inexob/canada.html

 

[tribdog]

The only bad thing about Canada is that it's full of Canadians. And it's such a pain buying anything. I don't think they accept Canadian coins even in Canada.

I remember reading the Guiness Book of World Records when I was little and the kid who got the biggest allowance was from Brunei. He got several hundred thousand every week if I remember correctly.

 

[Kerrie]

Ivan, Vancouver is a wonderful and beautiful international city that embraces many different cultures. I would be very curious to know what it would take for an American to become a citizen there. While I do have faith that America can be one of the greatest nations, I also think the whole censorship in general will begin to infringe on our liberties more and more because we have a government now dominated by conservatives.

The people are wonderful there, at least in BC. There aren't issues like we have here, I think Canada can set a great example to Americans of how to behave. The drawback of Canada is many parts are frigid cold. That for me is hard to deal with, but I guess to others, the rain in my part of the world is hard for some to deal with as well. I am just so used to it, I don't even think twice about it let alone bring an umbrella.

Anyone know what it takes for an American to become a Canadian citizen without having to marry one? I heard you need a lot of money and an attorney, but that's it.

 

[Clausius2]

Please give your best sales pitch for your best place to live outside of the US.

Come to Spain. Here you are allowed to say anything stupid and non sense, without having nobody scolding you for doing that. That's our democracy.

Also, you will have the best food in the world, the best red wine (surely you will put on weight). You can dance in discotheques and go to pubs until the 4 A.M. without being afraid for disturbing the neighbors (f..ck them!). This is, again our democracy.

And for being a foreign man, the police will never fine you, because the fines are only for spanish people (that's our burocracy).

If you want something more, and if you hate USA, nevermind!. Here our government is arising an anti-americanism campaign, believing increduly that another european governments will make the same instead of bending their knees in front of Bush (that's our intelligent prime minister).

In fact you will pay some time of fun and food with high taxes and low journals, and with a poor technologic and social situation.

Come to Spain!

 

[mathlete]

Ivan, Vancouver is a wonderful and beautiful international city that embraces many different cultures. I would be very curious to know what it would take for an American to become a citizen there. While I do have faith that America can be one of the greatest nations, I also think the whole censorship in general will begin to infringe on our liberties more and more because we have a government now dominated by conservatives.

The people are wonderful there, at least in BC. There aren't issues like we have here, I think Canada can set a great example to Americans of how to behave. The drawback of Canada is many parts are frigid cold. That for me is hard to deal with, but I guess to others, the rain in my part of the world is hard for some to deal with as well. I am just so used to it, I don't even think twice about it let alone bring an umbrella.

Anyone know what it takes for an American to become a Canadian citizen without having to marry one? I heard you need a lot of money and an attorney, but that's it.

Try taking this:
http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/skilled/assess/Education.asp

 

[recon]

What is Sharia's Law?

Sharia's Law is an Islamic law. You can do a search on it online.

Does Brunei have a parliament? How much power does the Sultanate have?

The parliament reopened just a few weeks ago. However, the Sultan still retains absolute power. More here.

How much tension is there with Malaysia?

There are some territorial disputes on land, and more recently, offshore in the oil and gas ridge areas of the deepwater offshore. The two governments are still on very friendly terms.

Is there segregation in Brunei and how bad is it? (paticularly between muslims and Christians?

As in any other country, there is segregation to some degree. However, it is no worse than in Singapore.

 

[kawikdx225]

I am interested in hearing about life in Canada; Vancouver BC in particular. Tsu and I have considered leaving the US for many years. In light of the election we are more serious than ever. This place is getting scary!

Please give your best sales pitch for your best place to live outside of the US.

I think this is a great idea. There are so many different style governments throughout the world that it makes perfect sense to find a government you like then move to that country.

As seen with our last election most Americans like the USA just the way it is. We don't want socialism. We like the pledge of alligence just the way it is. We don't want to see two guys making out in the park when playing frisbee with our kids. Christmas is the celibration of the birth of Christ!

So I think this is a great idea I just wish more complainers would follow your lead and leave. This would also make the presidental election a little less stressful.

Goodbye.

P.S. Take Michael Moore with you!

 

[Kerrie]

I think this is a great idea. There are so many different style governments throughout the world that it makes perfect sense to find a government you like then move to that country.

As seen with our last election most Americans like the USA just the way it is. We don't want socialism. We like the pledge of alligence just the way it is. We don't want to see two guys making out in the park when playing frisbee with our kids. Christmas is the celibration of the birth of Christ!

So I think this is a great idea I just wish more complainers would follow your lead and leave. This would also make the presidental election a little less stressful.

Goodbye.

P.S. Take Michael Moore with you!

and here lies why Americans have a negative reputation...

 

[Mazuz]

I am interested in hearing about life in Canada; Vancouver BC in particular. Tsu and I have considered leaving the US for many years. In light of the election we are more serious than ever. This place is getting scary!

Please give your best sales pitch for your best place to live outside of the US.

I want to feel good about humanity and here in the U.S. I can't. Things are getting worse with no end in sight. I'm with you, life somewhere is what I need. But I'm not sure I can just turn my back on what's going on here.. I'm still thinking about it.

 

[Greg Bernhardt]

drama drama drama

 

[i_wish_i_was_smart]

take it from someone whos lived from one end of the country to another, every province is different the people the climat and the scenery, they are all gorgous(in there own way), generaly people are friendly and courtyous, you'll have to visit to find what you really re looking for, BC is gorgeous, if you like skiing the the mountains are right there, in the summer you want to go surfing, you can do that too, winter is mild and temperate(but it rains lots), summer is no too hot either.
but Ontario has a lot to offer also, i won't list everything but its worth a visit that's for sure

oh and our beer and women are great

 

[Ivan Seeking]

It seems that we are not alone. This morning the Canadian government released a statement to Americans reminding them the they must immigrate like everyone else. Luckily - according to the Canadian immigration site - as degreed professionals Tsu and I stand a good chance of getting in.

There was also a map shown on the news [source unknown] that shows the United States of Canada, which includes the western and NE Kerry states, and Jesusland down below in red.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Thanks for the input so far. It sounds great! Note also that any advice about finding jobs is appreciated. I may be able to find contract work but I don't know the Canadian laws yet. Here I am self employed as a systems integrator. Am I likely to be able to continue? I know the customers are there... Next, Tsu is an X-Ray/CT technologist. Does anyone know about the life of a medical workers in Canada?

 

[tribdog]

Next, Tsu is an X-Ray/CT technologist. Does anyone know about the life of a medical workers in Canada?

frostbite...moose attacks...alcohol poisoning
that should about cover it.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

So I think this is a great idea I just wish more complainers would follow your lead and leave... Goodbye.

P.S. Take Michael Moore with you!

I never saw F911 and I don't care about Moore. I am a Christian who accepts Jesus, but not Bush as his saviour. Would you like to throw some rocks at my car as we leave...in the name of Jesus?

You won. We give up. Why the hostility?

 

[Dooga Blackrazor]

My Dad lives in Vancouver but I'm on the East Coast. From my experience Vancouver B.C. is the most beautiful city I've ever scene. I find the air quality magnificent and the weather to be great in Vancouver.

The cost of buying an apartment or a house is outragous in Vancouver though. Medical professions and most other professions probably receive less pay; however, in Canada I haven't heard tell of anyone with a good education and decent people skills not finding work and getting by - but I'm young.

 

[bross7]

I never saw F911 and I don't care about Moore. I am a Christian who accepts Jesus, but not Bush as his saviour. Would you like to throw some rocks at my car as we leave...in the name of Jesus?

You won. We give up. Why the hostility?

Please accept my open invitation potential citizen A343DWZ-37684243

Well you have to give those ideals up if want to come to Canada. We have no use for your ideas and free speech. A mandatory 3 year state driven integration session must be taken to determine your state appointed job and sleeping location.
I await your response at my allocated position.
Regards, Canadian Government
Immigration Officer DW2543-364534241
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Man, did you ever call our number. Please save us from our communism in Canada. Who is this Jesus you speak of?

 

[Smurf]

obviously we have some anti-socialists too

There's a small island off the coast from my town called Denmon Island, its densly populated and 80% american from the draft. Just something I thought I'd share.

Cancel your Canada plans, the Conservatives just privatized our healthcare and sold them to an American company.
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No? Not sinking in? then get this:
The FBI can phone up the American company and get any information on Canadian citizens they have and you won't know about it.

I'm moving to Europe, I hear brussels is nice.

 

[Dooga Blackrazor]

BC has privatized healthcare now - what is this? I haven't heard anything on the news about that.

 

[tribdog]

Was Canada the 49th or the 50th state? I never can get it straight.

 

[check]

Was Canada the 49th or the 50th state? I never can get it straight.

That's such a poor 'joke.' It makes absolutely no sense. But is that seriously the mindset of a lot of Americans? That Canada is just like the States or aspires to be or is more or less controlled by America?

 

[Dooga Blackrazor]

I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case. President Bush did think our Prime Minister was Jean Poutine at one point.

 

[Kerrie]

That's such a poor 'joke.' It makes absolutely no sense. But is that seriously the mindset of a lot of Americans? That Canada is just like the States or aspires to be or is more or less controlled by America?

no offense to tribdog, but yes, that is the arrogant mindset of many americans...

 

[tribdog]

Lol. I share the opinion of lots of Americans? wow. I don't have that opinion anymore though. I have had a change of heart. I just watched an amazing documentary about Canadian Life. I was really impressed. Especially when Doug says "Take off, you hoser." and his brother Bob says "No! You take off." I didn't realize the struggle that the founding fathers of Canada went through. Americans only had the Red Coats, but Canadians had Beer Companies turning hockey players into zombies. oh, and that National Anthem "Kooo Looo Kuku Kooo Looo cooocoooo." It truly is a "Strange Brew"

 

[tumor]

You guys have been to the Vancouver's East Hastings street?
HORROR!

 

[Kerrie]

You guys have been to the Vancouver's East Hastings street?
HORROR!

i was there just in March, yea, a lil scary...

 

[Smurf]

Our medical workers don't get paid as much as the ones in America do due to the healthcare system, but we do sorely need doctors and I you will have enough to live comfortably.