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    Random Thoughts 7

    Do you feel lucky?
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    News Weird News Compilation

    Once again I'm reminded that average IQ means that half the population is below average. Some people work extra hard to check that box. :rolleyes:
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    I had been asked to recite the alphabet and screwed it up because I had been practicing it backwards. When I messed up, he asked if I had been drinking and I explained that I had been practicing it in reverse. He then asked me to do it that way, I got it right and he sent me on my way.
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    I used to be able to do that and had the opportunity to use it that way once. No, I wasn't drunk.
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    Baltimore's Francis Scott Key Bridge Collapses after Ship Strike

    Watched a cruise ship enter the harbor this morning - escorted by two tugs.
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    Collection of Science Jokes P2

    I don't know about that. It seems more like a quote from Plato.
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    Clearly, one of them ran faster than the other two.
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    Bad Math Jokes

    Of course I had to see if it existed but alas, all I could find was a Wiki article on a Pair of Pants (Mathematics).
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    What do you call the stuff that's swept up in a citrus factory?
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    Starting to wonder about the search history of @jack action. :olduhh:
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    Baltimore's Francis Scott Key Bridge Collapses after Ship Strike

    Based On my personal experience, there are a lot of sloppy electricians out there. My current home has a single circuit connected to two different breakers on the panel (I keep one off). My previous home had an electrical circuit running out to the garage like a clothesline - complete with...
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    Random Thoughts 7

    I had several chargers stop working and had to buy new ones. I put the new wires on the old chargers as a test and they worked. Turned out the wires were bad.
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    Space Stuff and Launch Info

    According to ChatGPT:
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    Random Thoughts 7

    Correlation vs. Causation - a gym story. I am usually the first person each morning to arrive in the gym at work. If the TV is on, it is usually on ESPN and when I go into the locker room, fans are left on, locker doors are left wide open and usually the scale is left at 160 pounds. If the TV...
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    Baltimore's Francis Scott Key Bridge Collapses after Ship Strike

    The video seems to not be live since it did go off at 5 but the video still shows it not exploded 10 minutes later.
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