- #246
bartadam
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What matters most in a car is the following...
a) Fuel economy and emisions
b) crash worthyness
c) reliability
What you want is the most uneconomical and polluting car there is, something with a big dirty V8 or something. No electronics or high tech stuff. Just basic engine, gearbox and wheels and dirty great big carburettors. This is beneficial for two reasons. It makes you feel more masculine, (no Freudian references please) and it annoys the green brigade which is always extremely satisfying.
You have to make sure that in the event of a crash, it is as spectacular as possible and that if you die, you die in a blaze of glory in a real car not some pathetic little european nancy boys car. (Italian supercars or one of the few British makes of supercar left are fine)
'A man of 25 died yesterday when he rolled his ferrari 6 times' sounds much better than 'A man of 25 died yesterday driving a fiat punto into a tree'
Cars were invented so men could have tool boxes. You want it to break down as often as possible. This means the men get to play with their toys, and the women in miniskirts/hotpants and skimpy tops can pass tools and clean car parts in soapy water ready for reassembly.
a) Fuel economy and emisions
b) crash worthyness
c) reliability
What you want is the most uneconomical and polluting car there is, something with a big dirty V8 or something. No electronics or high tech stuff. Just basic engine, gearbox and wheels and dirty great big carburettors. This is beneficial for two reasons. It makes you feel more masculine, (no Freudian references please) and it annoys the green brigade which is always extremely satisfying.
You have to make sure that in the event of a crash, it is as spectacular as possible and that if you die, you die in a blaze of glory in a real car not some pathetic little european nancy boys car. (Italian supercars or one of the few British makes of supercar left are fine)
'A man of 25 died yesterday when he rolled his ferrari 6 times' sounds much better than 'A man of 25 died yesterday driving a fiat punto into a tree'
Cars were invented so men could have tool boxes. You want it to break down as often as possible. This means the men get to play with their toys, and the women in miniskirts/hotpants and skimpy tops can pass tools and clean car parts in soapy water ready for reassembly.