Is Astromaster the Solution to Our Member Woes?

[astromaster]

hi friends,
astromaster is here! u will have no worries any more.
astromaster is new to the forum and he seeks ur wishes while wishing the other members.

astromaster

 

[moving finger]

astromaster is here! u will have no worries any more.

Dear astromaster
Welcome.
My first wish is that you learn humility
MF

 

[Labguy]

hi friends,
astromaster is here! u will have no worries any more.
astromaster is new to the forum and he seeks ur wishes while wishing the other members.

astromaster

Hello, AM.
Since this particular forum is Stellar Astrophysics, give us some "stellar" advice or questions if you please...

 

[cronxeh]

Dont be alarmed when cronxeh talks about himself in third person - its just cool like that

 

[Danger]

hi friends,
astromaster is here! u will have no worries any more.
astromaster is new to the forum and he seeks ur wishes while wishing the other members.

astromaster

I'd feel a lot more at ease about that if you'd specified what you're wishing us.

Dont be alarmed when cronxeh talks about himself in third person - its just cool like that

It isn't really, but his therapist asked us to be supportive.

 

[arildno]

astromaster is new to the forum and he seeks ur wishes while wishing the other members.

I'd feel a lot more at ease about that if you'd specified what you're wishing us.

He can't possibly have meant "swishing us"??

 

[learningphysics]

hi friends,
astromaster is here! u will have no worries any more.
astromaster is new to the forum and he seeks ur wishes while wishing the other members.

astromaster

I wish to know the true nature of the universe. And I wish to keep my hair.

 

[Evo]

It always confuses me when these threads just show up in GD.

 

[Tsu]

Yeah, but you're old and easily confused anyway.

 

[Math Is Hard]

I'd feel a lot more at ease about that if you'd specified what you're wishing us.

Gosh - I hope he doesn't start wishing people into the cornfield. then we'll have to be extra, extra nice to him and say things like "that was real good what you did with Danger, Astromaster, real good."

 

[Danger]

He can't possibly have meant "swishing us"??

Who knows? But if he expects to get swished back, he's going to have a long wait.

 

[Danger]

Gosh - I hope he doesn't start wishing people into the cornfield. then we'll have to be extra, extra nice to him and say things like "that was real good what you did with Danger, Astromaster, real good."

I'm beginning to suspect that beneath your sweet innocent little facade there lurks another Moonbear.

 

[Math Is Hard]

I'm beginning to suspect that beneath your sweet innocent little facade there lurks another Moonbear.

there isn't much difference from sister to sister. We're all cut from the same cloth.

 

[Danger]

there isn't much difference from sister to sister. We're all cut from the same cloth.

That's entirely believable. You'd think that they might have wanted to straighten out the pattern a bit first.

 

[DaveC426913]

That's entirely believable. You'd think that they might have wanted to straighten out the pattern a bit first.

Yah, but which one's weaved ... and which one's warped.

 

[Danger]

Yah, but which one's weaved ... and which one's warped.

Well, we know about Moonbear's hair, but they're all warped.

 

[SOS2008]

It isn't really, but his therapist asked us to be supportive.

You mean he is IN therapy, and not a therapist? And to think I was about to undergo therapy with him...

Well, we know about Moonbear's hair, but they're all warped.

Like who?

 

[Evo]

Yeah, but you're old and easily confused anyway.

Unfortunately, this is true.

 

[SOS2008]

Unfortunately, this is true.

I have yet to sneak anything past you--dang! One thing that is cool about threads being moved to GD is that I get to see posts from members I might otherwise never see.

 

[cronxeh]

It isn't really, but his therapist asked us to be supportive.

notice how word therapist sounds awfully close to 'the rapist'

 

[hypatia]

<<<<<<<<slowly backs out of the rapist, cornfield thread<<<<<<

 

[Phobos]

It always confuses me when these threads just show up in GD.

Well, you told me this kind of thing goes on here all the time, so I figured you wouldn't mind my booting it out of A&C.

 

[Evo]

Well, you told me this kind of thing goes on here all the time, so I figured you wouldn't mind my booting it out of A&C.

At least this one is new, I've had some show up that had several pages already and wondered how on Earth I could have overlooked it for so long.

 

[The Bob]

Poor Evo. You are not old, you are as young as I was.

Threads move from place to place,
But still you monitor them with a smile on your face.

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[Astronuc]

Astromaster? Sounds like an exercise machine or a blender. Does it do bass?

 

[hypatia]

Like the Bass-o-matic?

 

[Moonbear]

I have yet to sneak anything past you--dang! One thing that is cool about threads being moved to GD is that I get to see posts from members I might otherwise never see.

I know some might call me a traitor for saying this, but you are allowed out of GD to explore the rest of PF. Your swipe card will work on the entry. There's just a few people we deactivated that swipe card for since we felt they needed to be confined to GD for their own safety, and the safety of others. Just watch none of them follows you out the door when you open. Last time someone left the door open, tribdog slipped off his leash and we have yet to find him.

 

[Danger]

I know some might call me a traitor for saying this, but you are allowed out of GD to explore the rest of PF.

It's very big and scary out there. I'm going to stay right here and snuggle up with... (which of my harem is on duty tonight?)

 

[Evo]

Poor Evo. You are not old, you are as young as I was.

Threads move from place to place,
But still you monitor them with a smile on your face.

The Bob (2004 ©)

I :!) The Bob. Here, have another fish. :shy:

 

[Danger]

I :!) The Bob. Here, have another fish. :shy:

Proclaiming love is one thing, but actually offering him the fish, right here in public...? I hope the kids are asleep.

 

[russ_watters]

Hey, so is astromaster here or not?

 

[Moonbear]

Hey, so is astromaster here or not?

It seems he made a grand entrance, then tripped over his cape and skulked off in embarrassment. We'll have to remember to ask new members to check their capes at the door in the future.

 

[Danger]

It seems he made a grand entrance, then tripped over his cape and skulked off in embarrassment.

We probably scared the poor guy straight back to 'Cosmology'. (Well, with a name like that, I assume that's where he came from.)

 

[Math Is Hard]

Hey, so is astromaster here or not?

Get back here Astromaster! I want my wishes!

I get three, right?

 

[The Bob]

Proclaiming love is one thing, but actually offering him the fish, right here in public...? I hope the kids are asleep.

See? I am special. I get a fish and not something else that would be erm... less fishy or have erm... fewer fishy intentions about it.

I :!) The Bob. Here, have another fish. :shy:

I love you too in a caring way (remember I still am Jimmyp's PF brother). You just seemed a little down from missing a thread but now you are right back in here, bouncing away. Go Evo.

The Bob (2004 ©)