Is Your Garbage Piling Up? Health Risks and Solutions to Consider

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In summary: I can do the splits. ;)It's hard to start a fire if you keep the matches underwater. :tongue2:In summary, Evo admitted that he didn't have sex and everyone is mad at him.
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Well, no actually I didn't. o:)
 
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Smurf said:
Well, no actually I didn't. o:)
You admitted it just in time. I was about to ask if there were any witnesses.
 
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Smurf said:
Well, no actually I didn't. o:)

Me neither :frown:
 
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Smurf said:
Well, no actually I didn't. o:)

In that case the rest of us have cause for celebration! :biggrin:
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
In that case the rest of us have cause for celebration! :biggrin:
Yup. Keep the clownfish out of the gene pool. :biggrin:
 
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Danger said:
Yup. Keep the clownfish out of the gene pool. :biggrin:

Amen to that.
 
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I was more worried about smurfette having a baby smurf.
 
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You are all very ungracious towards smurf.
There are lots of others at PF who also should be weeded out of the gene pool.. (:confused:)
 
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arildno said:
There are lots of others at PF who also should be weeded out of the gene pool.. (:confused:)
Now that you mention it, your family tree has its share of nuts and squirrels...
 
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Danger said:
Now that you mention it, your family tree has its share of nuts and squirrels...
I am the fruit of a long line of Danish nobility (on my great-grandmother's side) which traces its ancestry to, amongst others, Harald Hairfair the first Viking king of Norway (besides, my great-grandmother's last name was Hindenburg, so I've got German noble blood as well)

It is time this ancient family came to rest, don't you think?
 
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arildno said:
I am the fruit of a long line
Right... sorry; I forgot to mention fruits. :biggrin:
 
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Danger said:
Right... sorry; I forgot to mention fruits. :biggrin:
Oops.. :blushing:
 
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arildno said:
Oops.. :blushing:
Oh great! Just when I have the upper hand, I have to call a truce. Really. Since I now have Evo's permission to sleep, and have not done much of that in several days, and have to work in the morning (it's 1:35am here)... I'm gone. Catch you later. :zzz:
 
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I didn't either..but one of my cats got real friendly with a throw rug.:rolleyes:
 
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hypatia said:
I didn't either..but one of my cats got real friendly with a throw rug.:rolleyes:
:smile: :smile: :smile:
 
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Good job Smurf: I read the thread title, laughed, saw who it was from, laughed, thought it about it being april fools, and then laughed again. :smile:
 
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Smurf said:
I had sex today!
Pull the other one.


Or was that what you did? :biggrin: :-p
 
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The topic reads a little like a news story. It probably should begin with...

"This just in..." :-p
 
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mattmns said:
Good job Smurf: I read the thread title, laughed, saw who it was from, laughed, thought it about it being april fools, and then laughed again. :smile:
I live to please
 
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Mentors, shouldn't this thread be placed in the Skepticism and Debunking forum? :-p :biggrin:
 
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Artman said:
Mentors, shouldn't this thread be placed in the Skepticism and Debunking forum? :-p :biggrin:
It would have if he hadn't admitted it didn't happen. :-p

I think if I had sex it would qualify for a spot on Ripley's Believe it or Not. :frown:
 
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Evo said:
I think if I had sex it would qualify for a spot on Ripley's Believe it or Not. :frown:
Evo, if you really do look like your avatar, you just aren't trying. :-p

ooops forgot the macro:

I mean this of course in a platonic way that my wife would not mind in any possible way. o:)

I think the angel smiley is a nice touch to add to the believability of that statement. :biggrin:
 
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Artman said:
Evo, if you really do look like your avatar, you just aren't trying. :-p
I guess I'd actually have to leave the house, huh? :-p
 
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Evo said:
I guess I'd actually have to leave the house, huh? :-p
That could help.

It's hard to start a fire if you keep the matches underwater. :-p
 
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Artman said:
"This just in..."
But he just admitted that it wasn't.:confused:

Evo said:
I think if I had sex it would qualify for a spot on Ripley's Believe it or Not.
If it's about that doggie, I can explain...

Evo said:
I guess I'd actually have to leave the house, huh? :-p
No... if you could just spot me the airfare... :-p

Artman said:
It's hard to start a fire if you keep the matches underwater.
She doesn't need matches. She's like one of those boyscout crickets. She starts fires by rubbing her hind legs together... :devil:
 
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Artman said:
That could help.

It's hard to start a fire if you keep the matches underwater. :-p


Generally speaking, yes.
 
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Danger said:
She doesn't need matches. She's like one of those boyscout crickets. She starts fires by rubbing her hind legs together... :devil:
If you can't get sex with that talent something is severely wrong.
 
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Artman said:
If you can't get sex with that talent something is severely wrong.
I think it's the fact that I have that extra set of hind legs that scares the men off. :bugeye:
 
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Artman said:
If you can't get sex with that talent something is severely wrong.
A fireman, at least...

Evo said:
I think it's the fact that I have that extra set of hind legs that scares the men off.
...or a xenobiologist.
 
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Danger said:
She doesn't need matches. She's like one of those boyscout crickets. She starts fires by rubbing her hind legs together... :devil:
Then she just has to offer to blow the fire out. :biggrin:
:-p
 
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Artman said:
Then she just has to offer to blow the fire out. :biggrin:
:-p
And avoid cancer!

Evo said:
I think it's the fact that I have that extra set of hind legs that scares the men off.
Right. Those are arms up front. Sorry. The zipper's stuck on this damn dog suit, so I was still thinking...
 
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Danger said:
And avoid cancer!
Yeah. I saw that.
:smile:
 
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Artman said:
Yeah. I saw that.
:smile:
I so bitterly hate to leave this thread, but you'll have to carry on in my absence. I just got called to work early. I'll be back about 8:30. Don't post anything that I wouldn't... :wink:
 
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Danger said:
I so bitterly hate to leave this thread, but you'll have to carry on in my absence. I just got called to work early. I'll be back about 8:30. Don't post anything that I wouldn't... :wink:

Oh, good, for a moment there, I was afraid you might try to limit what we could post about.
 
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Moonbear said:
Oh, good, for a moment there, I was afraid you might try to limit what we could post about.
Yup, pretty much anything. :biggrin:
 

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