My girlfriend and I broke up today

[Smurf]

and then got back together again later.

 

[Evo]

and then got back together again later.

You're terrible.

 

[Moonbear]

A wise guy, eh? Nyook nyook nyook.

 

[motai]

ack you torment us. There are still those of out there who don't have girlfriends .

 

[Danger]

and then got back together again later.

Poor thing didn't know enough to quit while she was ahead, huh?

 

[mattmns]

Wait, you have a girlfriend?

 

[Hurkyl]

Smurfette, duh!

 

[Ivan Seeking]

and then got back together again later.

Sooooo, you agreed to get rid of your dresses?

 

[Smurf]

Poor thing didn't know enough to quit while she was ahead, huh?

She always did say I was good with words.

Sooooo, you agreed to get rid of your dresses?

Or she succumbed to my demand that she share hers.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

She always did say I was good with words.
Or she succumbed to my demand that she share hers.

A match made in heaven!

 

[Smurf]

The whole thing happened in a 2 hour period. Probably less.

 

[franznietzsche]

ack you torment us. There are still those of out there who don't have girlfriends .

But is it really something to be sad about?

I mean honestly?

I'm glad i don't have to put up with all that pointless crap.

 

[franznietzsche]

Smurfette, duh!

Yo smurf, i think he just called your girlfriend a slut...

 

[FredGarvin]

Break up nookie...

 

[The Rev]

and then got back together again later.

And I was all ready to ask you out, too. Darn.



The REv

 

[Smurf]

it's ok Rev she specifcally said she didn't mind me being attracted to other people as long as (and i quote) "Your not off groping them or something" so as long as we tie my hands behind my back while we're at it it's all good.

 

[franznietzsche]

Break up nookie...

i think make up nookie is far more common.

Just a hunch. Not like i would know or anything

 

[Chronos]

At least you don't have any emotional issue to deal with. I used to hang with this gal, whom I adored. We used to talk about the relationships she had. It made me sad. Then she met this guy and married him. I haven't seen her since. Oh poor me. It was a valuable lesson.-

 

[The Rev]

it's ok Rev she specifcally said she didn't mind me being attracted to other people as long as (and i quote) "Your not off groping them or something" so as long as we tie my hands behind my back while we're at it it's all good.

Yeah, but now there's no chance of getting in your pants (and, of course, getting you to do my homework for me).



The Rev

 

[lawtonfogle]

you are a bunch of childern, and I am the one whose age group is stereotyped for acting like that.

If she broke up, then there must be something wrong. I suggest you do not think about marriage until you can stay together through problems that last 2 hours. Ok smurf

Now the rev, it makes you sound like a preacher, but you do not act like one. I kinda hope ur not a christian (though that is something bad to hope for anyone) because if you are, what you type ruins ur witness

now, be good (or else;)

 

[franznietzsche]

At least you don't have any emotional issue to deal with. I used to hang with this gal, whom I adored. We used to talk about the relationships she had. It made me sad. Then she met this guy and married him. I haven't seen her since. Oh poor me. It was a valuable lesson.-

This is why you don't let them cry on your shoulder. You also don't talk to women about their other relationships. Big no-no.