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"Correlation does not imply causation", obvs.nsaspook said:“It’s suspicious how they make the virus only hurt people who aren’t getting those shots”.
Hah! I actually did this!nsaspook said:After about 4 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.“Does she still have the hiccups?”
Mine was a bit different. This guy told me he was constipated. A bit later, I tell him " I think I saw someone stealing your car". He said " I don't have a car". I just replied " Then you better hurry!".DaveC426913 said:Hah! I actually did this!
Early in our marriage, my wife got the hiccups at a Turkey Day dinner with my family.
I stood up without warning and told the whole family my lovely new wife and I have some wonderful news I want to share with the family..."
It worked.
Never gets old.gmax137 said:I want to die in my sleep, like Grandpa.
Not screaming, like everyone else in his car...
Sorry...Bystander said:Oh yes, it does.
"Clear!" was the last word of the passenger.gmax137 said:I want to die in my sleep, like Grandpa.
Not screaming, like everyone else in his car...