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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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jtbell said:
Better than worms in the brain.
Depends on where a person's head is located. Could be both at the same time.
 
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jack action said:
Arnold said they had no idea that line would iconify. Indeed he argued against it. He wanted to say "I will be back." The script writer told him let me do my job and you do yours.
 
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I just had to look that one up. Here he's talking about it on Howard Stern's show. Note: some cursing.

 
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jtbell said:
We have #2 pencils here, too.
Yes, but according to Wikipedia, the U.S. system is different from the European system.

EuropeU.S.Russia
2B#0
B#1M
HB#2TM
H#3T
2H#42T
 
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What do you call a donkey who kicks others without justification?

Bad Ass

( I was trying to do this with SPOILER tags but I am too confused.)
 
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phinds said:
Hate on the 'new' all you want, but cybertrucks are selling on the used market for $150,000 around me. o_O
 
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docnet said:
Hate on the 'new' all you want, but cybertrucks are selling on the used market for $150,000 around me. o_O
LOL. That's a bad sign that Tesla just came out with them, and they are already getting dumped on the market. Might as well buy a new one, or not...

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berkeman said:
LOL. That's a bad sign that Tesla just came out with them, and they are already getting dumped on the market. Might as well buy a new one, or not...

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If one considers that Cybertrucks range from $80,000 to $102,000 and the waitlist for buying one is around 4 years, these sellers are poised to make money from people who have lots of $$ and don't want to wait to buy one. And the inflated prices are probably a sign of the hype more than people who changed their minds. I would bet some people never purchased to keep the car for themselves, in the first place.

If I had that much money to spend, which I don't, I'd buy me a Steinway piano which would provide many hours of joy 😭.

Heck, $190,000 is 1/4 of the average price of houses around me.
 
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jtbell said:
Urea: the fuel of the future!
Iama?
 
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jtbell said:
We have #2 pencils here, too.
Funny story: They only got that name because of that mathemacian who had constipation, and had to work it out with a ... #2 pencil ...
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A Navy recruiting office poster.

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I took an online Iq test that sends you the results back by email. I made sure to get everything wrong and gave my friend's name ( Edit: IIRC and last name initial) and email address. Wonder how he will react to the email titled: " John, your IQ is 29", not having an idea where it came from.
 
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WWGD said:
I took an online Iq test that sends you the results back by email. I made sure to get everything wrong and gave my friend's name and email address. Wonder how he will react to the email titled: " John, your IQ is 29", not having an idea where it came from.
Your friend will probably ignore it, believing it either to be phish or spam.
 
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symbolipoint said:
Your friend will probably ignore it, believing it either to be phish or spam.
unless he/she has an IQ of 29.
 
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WWGD said:
I took an online Iq test
Um, you failed right of the gate. I'd ask you why, but it would probably be pointless... :wink:
 
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I would have said 3, but whatever ...
 
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phinds said:
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I would have said 3, but whatever ...
I would have said 1. This way, I answered it correctly (mod 3) and avoided winning the prize simultaneously.
 
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What did the polka band leader name his daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two...
 
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This will be repetitious, but...

Another description for a naughty donkey?

You'all already know this. RIght?
(Bad Ass)
 

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