Mentor Away: Little or No Internet Access Until Monday

[Math Jeans]

What do we have to do to ensure the Evo does not get injured? Encasing her in foam seems mild enough, but if you have to take her feelings into consideration, it might seem a bit cruel after 10-15 minutes or so... Can we whack her on the head so that she is disoriented, and then reprogram her? Seems a bit 1984 to me...

Just don't set her on fire...

 

[rewebster]

News of the injury spread like wildfire, no one I know can be reached.

I still have boxes to pack, move and unpack.

how's the pain today?-


-with one of mine (boxer's fracture), the pain began to grow worse the second day, peaked about the fifth day, and didn't 'subside'/tolerable until about the seventh.

 

[JasonRox]

WHAT THE HELL!?

I come to this thread hoping how happy you are to have finished moving and now you have a broken arm! Dammit!

I want great news next time.

I hope all goes well. Like Hypatia, hopefully it's just a cast and it heals nicely. Keep us updated for sure.

 

[Astronuc]

with one of mine (boxer's fracture), the pain began to grow worse the second day, peaked about the fifth day, and didn't 'subside'/tolerable until about the seventh.

That'll cheer her up. I imagine it's rather painful and difficult to sleep - well it's perhaps difficult to do much of anything. I had the same experience 2nd-3rd day when I busted a rib. Trying to shower (with one good side) or doing anything that required raising the arm on that side was rather difficult.

I hope all goes well at the orthopedist's and we all hope for a speedy recovery.

 

[rewebster]

busted rib--yep--that's was another one---med's helped on that one

 

[turbo]

That'll cheer her up. I imagine it's rather painful and difficult to sleep - well it's perhaps difficult to do much of anything. I had the same experience 2nd-3rd day when I busted a rib. Trying to shower (with one good side) or doing anything that required raising the arm on that side was rather difficult.

I hope all goes well at the orthopedist's and we all hope for a speedy recovery.

With all due respect to the broken bones of others, my worst broken bones have been ribs. I've had 2-3 of them busted at a time, and every breath was like getting stabbed. Sleeping in chairs sucks, but if there's no way to lie down without putting pressure too much pressure on the ribs, you got to do it.

BTW, Astro, nice avatar! Who was your photographer? You've got to come up again soon, so I can shoot you sampling the newest batch of habanero relish. This is a killer, though the season has turned off so cold that we might not get more than another small batch before the frosts move in. I've got to get my neighbor's partnership with his little greenhouse and big water-reservoir planters to get our habaneros started much earlier. They need maybe 3-4 weeks more than we can give them to yield mostly-ripened harvests.

 

[turbo]

That could be and school also. Hmmmpf.

I wish you lived at the summer home I picked out for you. I'd help you move, even though I still don't have power steering in my truck.

 

[rewebster]

With all due respect to the broken bones of others, my worst broken bones have been ribs. I've had 2-3 of them busted at a time, and every breath was like getting stabbed. Sleeping in chairs sucks, but if there's no way to lie down without putting pressure too much pressure on the ribs, you got to do it.

and every cough or sneeze felt like being hit with a baseball bat

(for about four months)

 

[Moonbear]

I'll too throw in my hopes that it's something that can be simply casted up and allowed to mend nicely with no other fuss. I also hope you at least got some good painkillers out of the deal...it'll make the stress of moving SO much easier to tolerate.

Child of Evo better be helping you pack and move and unpack now. On the upside, as soon as you're into the new place, you won't have any need to do any yard work or maintenance, so you can just relax on your days off and use your good arm to type while you hang out on PF. Though, I was hoping you'd get out of the pit of doom before sustaining any further injuries!

 

[Evo]

Thanks everyone for the good wishes. Maybe it won't be broken, I'm now seeing the specialist Thursday thanks to mandatory training that no one is excused from.

Dr Foofer made the move today. If was rough at first, but The Fruit Bat has put him under his spell. I swear that dog has Rasputin's power over cats.

 

[rewebster]

Every time I got hurt, it added a new 'perspective' to 'life'--

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("wet grass"?----it wasn't fruit bat by-products, was it?)

 

[Astronuc]

Thanks everyone for the good wishes. Maybe it won't be broken, I'm now seeing the specialist Thursday thanks to mandatory training that no one is excused from.

Too bad you couldn't get in today. With the popping or cracking sound, it certainly sounded like one had a break. Please don't put it off.

Meanwhile dring whole milk, eat creamed spinach (or other good sources of calcium), and take your vitamins.

And pleeeease be more careful.

I can send you my collection of cleats and you have all your shoes adpated for walking on wet grass.

Dr Foofer made the move today. If was rough at first, but The Fruit Bat has put him under his spell. I swear that dog has Rasputin's power over cats.

How did JoD take it?

Well good luck with the rest of the move.

 

[Evo]

How did JoD take it?

Jaws isn't coming, and she's FINALLY stopped chewing and calmed down. She'd be a great dog now. I have my pet limit already. Perhaps I can find her a home. It's very sad.

 

[Astronuc]

Jaws isn't coming, and she's FINALLY stopped chewing and calmed down. She'd be a great dog now. I have my pet limit already. Perhaps I can find her a home. It's very sad.

Oh, dear.

 

[Evo]

I just got back from the orthopedic surgeon, yes, I broke my elbow. On a positive note, it should be healed in 8 weeks. He said not to fall again before it heals.

Turbo! You have that foam padded suit ready?

It's starting to look really cool, the entire length of my arm is turning purple, blue and green, with an odd white stripe up the back and it's so swollen it's disgusting.

Oh, and I must have hit the Fruit Bat, he has a broken toe.

 

[Math Is Hard]

So he said no surgery then?

 

[Evo]

So he said no surgery then?

No, he said for the break I had he was amazed my elbow wasn't displaced. I'm a tough old bird. Poor Fruit Bat though.

 

[Math Is Hard]

No, he said for the break I had he was amazed my elbow wasn't displaced. I'm a tough old bird. Poor Fruit Bat though.

I'm very relieved to hear you won't need an operation! Sorry to hear about the little fruit bat. I wish I could send him some canteloupe slices to cheer him up. The melons out here have been so good this summer. I've been buying these tiny ones about the size of a softball. They are just as sweet as can be, and you can eat a whole one in one sitting.

 

[Astronuc]

I just got back from the orthopedic surgeon, yes, I broke my elbow. On a positive note, it should be healed in 8 weeks. He said not to fall again before it heals.

I recommend not falling afterwards.

Sounds like the humerus broke?

Turbo! You have that foam padded suit ready?

Bubble suit.

Oh, and I must have hit the Fruit Bat, he has a broken toe.

Brave little Fruit Bat apparently risked his life in an attempt to save one.

 

[turbo]

Bubble suit.

Yup! sneak into shipping department, "borrow" roll of 1/2" void bubble wrap and some packing tape and immobilize the old arm. Oops! Not that Evo's arm is old, or at least any older than the rest of her, which is definitely NOT old. OK, looking at account suspension at the least...

 

[rewebster]

Is this what it looks like?

http://www.sarpy.com/ema/moulage/burn-arm.jpg

 

[Evo]

http://www.sarpy.com/ema/moulage/burn-arm.jpg

EEWWWWW! Not anywhere near that bad!

It was the tip of the ulna, the olecranon. The piece that keeps your arm from going backwards.

 

[rewebster]

8 weeks?---healed just in time to carve the turkey----and, now, no excuses from those helping you move that you can't be the 'moving manager'

 

[Moonbear]

EEWWWWW! Not anywhere near that bad!

It was the tip of the ulna, the olecranon. The piece that keeps your arm from going backwards.

OW! Right where the (not so) funny bone is!

 

[Math Is Hard]

OW! Right where the (not so) funny bone is!

Should we test Evo with some jokes to see if she is healing properly?

 

[turbo]

Should we test Evo with some jokes to see if she is healing properly?

I tweaked her just a bit.

https://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=1437294&postcount=90

Nothing up-front, just a little elbow in the rib, you know. Not that I mean to mention the elbow, you know. It's part of that metaphor thing. Very innocent and all. It's very, very quiet here. I'm nervous, though I try to keep upbeat listening to Hollies records while field-stripping 10mm Glocks for time and points. I have pit bulls in the house and a Holstein bull in the front yard.

 

[Mk]

EEWWWWW! Not anywhere near that bad!

It was the tip of the ulna, the olecranon. The piece that keeps your arm from going backwards.

That reminded me of an an article on this guy that got hit with a ton of hydroflouric acid:
http://content.nejm.org/cgi/content/full/356/6/e5#F1

 

[rewebster]

That reminded me of an an article on this guy that got hit with a ton of hydroflouric acid:
http://content.nejm.org/cgi/content/full/356/6/e5#F1

boy--that guy's lucky he didn't have a glass jaw

 

[rewebster]

the meds must be working---evo hasn't posted too much


Evo!---where (and how) are you?

 

[Evo]

In pain, wondering how I'm going to to get everything done.

 

[rewebster]

if you haven't yet---you may have to change 'asking for help' to 'pleeding for help' if no one is stepping up to the base for you--


-hopefully, you ARE getting help, though.

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it's been about a week now--hopefully the pain will start subsiding soon

 

[turbo]

In pain, wondering how I'm going to to get everything done.

Don't you have any of those "will work for food" panhandlers hanging around your supermarkets and strip malls?

 

[rewebster]

(maybe she's out of food right now--that's been one thing I do--throw out all sorts of food/canned and 'otherwise' when you move)


I guess she could 'offer' them a trip to the local chinese buffet (I do when 'needed'--who can resist 'chinese'! )

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ooohhh, ummmmmm---CHINESE (for lunch today)--mmmm, mm, MMmmm!


(slight drooling going on)

 

[Moonbear]

Don't you have any of those "will work for food" panhandlers hanging around your supermarkets and strip malls?

Well, if they really wanted work, that would be a good idea. You could try the same thing the moving companies do when they need some last minute help unloading trucks...head to the local bar and ask who needs a job for a few hours. If you do that early enough in the day, they aren't drunk yet, and will be happy to put in a few hours of work to earn enough to get good and drunk that night.

 

[Evo]

Rewebster asked how my arm and the move are going. Thank you for caring. (and giving me an opportunity to whine)

Arm hurts, I should have taken the option to cast it because I keep hurting it with only a sling. In an alternate universe, the smart Evo has a cast.

I am beginning to realize that trauma to my back and neck are far worse than the break to my arm.

I've temporarily given up on the move. I'm at the new place, stuff scattered everywhere, most of my stuff is still at the old place and my cat and dog are bored to tears. Dr Foofer (my cat) has decided to take revenge on me by clawing my face around 3AM every morning. Of course he pretends he's just being affectionate.

Also, there must be a spider, I am covered in bites.

On a positive note, the red spots that looked like the measles are starting to go away.

I have done almost nothing at work all week.

Does anyone know if David Deutsch is single?