Jokes Definition and 57 Threads

Lamest joke you know ... :zzz:

Hahaha.. my buddy just showed me a couple of math/physics jokes.. thought I'd share them in a neverending effort to put off exam studying.. I don't know if some of you have seen these before.. Some are corny but they're all worth at least a smile hehe.. Enjoy! Q:What do you get when you cross...

If anyone out there can help me with coming up with some great math-related jokes or sayings, it would be very appriciated. There is a rather large project comming up, and I haven't started yet, but I will also post the ones I find if you are willing to help. I have heard a lot of great ones...

jokes and well...yeah I kinda miss reading all the physics jokes before the home page was reorginized, so straight to buisness, post your physics jokes here.

Ever wonder why Quantum physicists have pitiful at sex? Because when they get the momentum, they can't get the position and when they get the position, they can't get the momentum. But on a positive note, physicists have the potential of being good at sex because they are use to pulling...

A party of people travel in a hot-air balloon. The balloon is blown out to sea, and after many days, land comes into sight again. When floating over the coastline, they see a man walking along a path. One of them shouts: 'Hello! Where exactly are we?' The wanderer looks up, scratches his...

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