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Cyrus
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Im cleaning my basement and watching TV, so I was watching this show on VH1 about some guy getting married. This guy lives in LA and has loads and loads of money. So they go to the Jewelry store and the lady working there brings out a diamond necklace, bracelet, and ear rings, and his woman says, these are so nice they sparkle! :!) So he says...fine. Then the lady brings out some pearls. Then his woman says, "Oh, I need these new pearls for the rehearsal in my rehearsal dress", with big puppy-dog eyes. Ok fine, the chump buys them too. Total: $180k.
Then they go to buy cards. So they get a cigar bar, each cigar costing 40 bucks. Invitation cards, matches, napkins and all kinds of other crap with there name on it. Cost: $16k
NEXT, the go to the florist and get some sort of stupid thing you stand under with flowers and 'little fake diamonds they put in each flower', with a martini bar made of solid ice where the bartender pours your drink and it slides down the ice and funnels into your martini glass. Cost: $17k.
And all the while his wife is having an orgasm in her pants every time the other women tell her how expensive some part of her wedding is going to cost "te-he-hehe!".
Now, I got nothing against a guy being rich. But this guy is the biggest chump in the world. And the best part is every time the tell him the price he looks like he just had another hernia.![Smile :smile: :smile:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Seriously, grow some balls man.
I think you should send out a card with a picture of you and your wife saying you got married. The End.
I promise you two people that shallow are getting divorced, its just a matter of time, and judging from the two it will be because of her complaining and probably wasting his money.
When I took trumpet back in high school (But not AT school), my teacher used to do weddings and events etc. He told me about how people would spend thousands and thousands, almost $100k on their wedding. I just don't see the logic in that, or weddings for that matter. It sounds like a big sham to me.
Then they go to buy cards. So they get a cigar bar, each cigar costing 40 bucks. Invitation cards, matches, napkins and all kinds of other crap with there name on it. Cost: $16k
NEXT, the go to the florist and get some sort of stupid thing you stand under with flowers and 'little fake diamonds they put in each flower', with a martini bar made of solid ice where the bartender pours your drink and it slides down the ice and funnels into your martini glass. Cost: $17k.
And all the while his wife is having an orgasm in her pants every time the other women tell her how expensive some part of her wedding is going to cost "te-he-hehe!".
Now, I got nothing against a guy being rich. But this guy is the biggest chump in the world. And the best part is every time the tell him the price he looks like he just had another hernia.
Seriously, grow some balls man.
I think you should send out a card with a picture of you and your wife saying you got married. The End.
I promise you two people that shallow are getting divorced, its just a matter of time, and judging from the two it will be because of her complaining and probably wasting his money.
When I took trumpet back in high school (But not AT school), my teacher used to do weddings and events etc. He told me about how people would spend thousands and thousands, almost $100k on their wedding. I just don't see the logic in that, or weddings for that matter. It sounds like a big sham to me.
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