Are All Dangerous Behaviors Worth Avoiding?

[ViewsofMars]

That's cute Danger!

 

[Danger]

Yeah... I don't know what it is about women. When you break up a fight between two guys, they try to get around you to have at each other, then give up. If you try to break up a cat-fight, they suddenly team up and both turn on you. It's bloody scary.

 

[Cyrus]

Riding a motorcycle in the state of maryland - I don't have a deathwish.

 

[turbo]

Yeah... I don't know what it is about women. When you break up a fight between two guys, they try to get around you to have at each other, then give up. If you try to break up a cat-fight, they suddenly team up and both turn on you. It's bloody scary.

It's not just that. Women don't hold back - they hit you with everything they've got. One of my best friends was the chief of police of the town we last lived in, and he always dreaded domestic violence calls because about 50% of the time, the woman would turn on the cop if he tried to subdue the man. Pretty scary. Remember, it's her house an she knows where all the sharp knives are...

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Riding a motorcycle in the state of maryland - I don't have a deathwish.

I rode a street bike years ago. After hitting a diesel spill at 60 mph and nearly going down, almost hitting a stalled car on the freeway [in the dark, in the rain, on a curve] and nearly going down, and after stalling myself while in the left lane of the freeway and nearly getting hit by about fifty other cars, I gave up the street bikes.

 

[ViewsofMars]

Yeah... I don't know what it is about women. When you break up a fight between two guys, they try to get around you to have at each other, then give up. If you try to break up a cat-fight, they suddenly team up and both turn on you. It's bloody scary.

Danger, I was sharing my experience with four-legged animals!

As a woman, I don't like people using physical violence in any way, shape, or form.

Last time I rode a motorcycle without a helmet, bugs ran into my face!

 

[daniel_i_l]

Getting lost in a desert with no water.

 

[wolram]

You can try growing some Caribbean Reds, Woolie. I think they are called that because the name Red Savina is proprietary. They are 'way hotter than typical habaneros. I used to tell people that only three people eat my habanero relish - my organic-gardening neighbor, my brother and me. I may have to revise that list downward because neither my neighbor nor my brother have asked for another jar, though they seem to like my salsas and jalapeno/cayenne relishes well enough. If Astronuc shows up this summer, we'll see if the list can be doubled in size to 2 people.

I must try and grow some, i doubt they will be very hot though, even the habanero and scotch bonnets arn't killer hot.

 

[turbo]

Give 'em a try. If you get a good growing season and make relish out of them, be sure to take precautions. These are no ordinary habaneros. As with all chilies, you need warm tempertures and sun to get best results and the heat can vary widely. We had a cool, wet summer last year so the Caribbean Reds weren't as snarly as the previous year. Still, they are a significant upgrade over Super Chilies and store-bought habaneros.

 

[rootX]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7993925.stm

An Indian mother is set for an entry into the Guinness World Records after eating 51 of the world's hottest chilli in two minutes.

I think being a porn star at http://www.tokyomango.com/tokyo_mango/2008/06/the-74-year-old.html"age is also dangerous

 

[Dadface]

Flower arranging and knitting.

 

[wolram]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7993925.stm

Heck she rubbed her eyes after eating chili

 

[Redbelly98]

What would you consider as dangerous, rule out as some thing you would not do.

Walking, naked, past a mousetrap sitting on the floor.

At least I would consider that dangerous. Can't speak for the rest of you guys.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Walking, naked, past a mousetrap sitting on the floor.

At least I would consider that dangerous. Can't speak for the rest of you guys.

Saggy butt problem?

 

[edward]

I would consider standing on the very top of a step ladder dangerous. (been there and done that luckily I fell on a pile of bricks that cushioned the fall)

Standing on the bottom step is relatively safe for most people with the possible exception of Evo.

 

[Redbelly98]

If by "bottom step" you mean the ground then yes, I would concur.

(EDIT: just kidding Evo )

Saggy butt problem?

How did you guess?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I can see where the tailfeathers could be a problem as well.

Also, never cook bacon when you're naked.

 

[lisab]

I was at the veterinarian's office, holding my sick cat, when the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nisqually_Earthquake" hit. When it hit, the examination room door sprung open, as doors often do during earthquakes. This particular vet is for cats only, so the place was full of cats. Cats running everywhere, cats running into walls, cats running into each other. Complete mayhem!

So there was no way I was going to let go of Sweet Miss Phoebe.

Well, it turns out that holding a sick cat during an earthquake virtually guarantees you'll be shredded...a very dangerous task, indeed. I was holding her on my shoulder; she shredded my upper back.

But all is forgiven; I love my kitty so much :!)!

 

[edward]

I was at the veterinarian's office, holding my sick cat, when the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nisqually_Earthquake" hit. When it hit, the examination room door sprung open, as doors often do during earthquakes. This particular vet is for cats only, so the place was full of cats. Cats running everywhere, cats running into walls, cats running into each other. Complete mayhem!

So there was no way I was going to let go of Sweet Miss Phoebe.

Well, it turns out that holding a sick cat during an earthquake virtually guarantees you'll be shredded...a very dangerous task, indeed. I was holding her on my shoulder; she shredded my upper back.

But all is forgiven; I love my kitty so much :!)!

You should always carry a bag to put the cat in just before an earthquake.

 

[sas3]

I always use one of these handy gadgets to carry cats.

http://www.uel.ac.uk/subaqua/site/images/jokes/cat-carrier.jpg"

 

[Danger]

 

[JasonRox]

Try watching the first jump in the following video. To see a different angle, scroll it too 1:17 or so. Insane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dQUe-Ei2SLE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dQUe-Ei2SLE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

The following also I would never do. He does the biggest stair gap I've ever seen... and without a helmet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ejMFvYnFLh0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ejMFvYnFLh0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

 

[Math Jeans]

I would never fail a physics test because of the immense danger to my ego.

 

[wolram]

Jason, cool video they must be crazy.

 

[Math Jeans]

 

[Moonbear]

Can I choose all of the above? Hmmm...except for eating habaneros. I think I'll keep doing that one.