Are Cannibals and Clowns Similar in Unexpected Ways?

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In summary, people are compared to various objects and concepts such as crayons, pizza, air, rubber sheets, violins, bicycles, and cherries. Sex is compared to pizza, air, a bicycle, conservatism, and having a baby. Women between the ages of 1 and 70+ are compared to Tibet, while men are compared to Canada. Private anatomy is to be referred to in Latin and a Vice Presidenticus is compared to a public announcement for fire arms safety. Opinions are compared to @$$ holes and cannibals are compared to clowns.
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People are like crayons. You are always told not to eat them but some people still do.

Your Turn.
 
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Sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
 
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Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any
 
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Life is like a rubber sheet. You can stretch it out for a while but you never really know when it's going to tear in half.
 
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A violin is like a bicycle, sort of.
 
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A bicycle is like a camel, sort of.
 
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Life is like a bowl of cherries. It can be sweet and juicy or it can be the pits.
 
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Sex is like $&@%ing a bicycle, you never really forget how.
 
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Sex is like... really fun.
 
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Sex is like conservatism. I don't get either.
 
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Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and stretching it over the back of your head - Carol Burnett
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and stretching it over the back of your head - Carol Burnett
So you're saying having a baby is impossible?
 
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A woman between the ages of 1 and 70+ is like Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, only those with adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.


A man between the ages of 1 and 70+ is like Canada --- ruled by a dick.
 
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Oh yeah, well at least we can pee anywhere we want!
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Oh yeah, well at least we can pee anywhere we want!

Like... Roman soldiers used to use their own urine as a mouthwash and, for the most part, Rome was ruled by a dick.:confused:
 
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baywax said:
Like... Roman soldiers used to use their own urine as a mouthwash

like real men...? I thought that was a new-age thing.

Please refer to all private anatomy only in Latin.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
like real men...? I thought that was a new-age thing.

Please refer to all private anatomy only in Latin.

A Vice Presidenticus is like a public announcement for fire arms safety practices.
 
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Opinions are like @$$ holes. Everyone has one, but mine is the only one that doesn't stink.
 
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"Never knew A$$holes had teeth, until that day I saw you smile"
 
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Cannibals are like clowns. Hilarious.
 

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