BAD TV What? Two shows about catching pigs?

[Ivan Seeking]

Sewing Apocalypse!

 

[micromass]

Viking Apocalypse! On Nat Geo.

Oooh, sounds apocalyptic! What horrible devastation could it be about?

Oh, a grave with 51 Vikings found in England. Gee, well Vikings did invade England, I'm pretty sure some died.

 

[Evo]

I love it!

 

[micromass]

I love it!

You KNOW it's going to turn out like this eventually...

 

[Evo]

Sewing Apocalypse!

<snork>

At what point will they realize people will become imune to the hype? Or will people become immune to the hype?

 

[Evo]

You KNOW it's going to turn out like this eventually...

They WERE aliens! They weren't native.

Fifty one alien bodies found hidden in unmarked mass grave in England!

 

[Evo]

Ok, so they were naked and beheaded. Why didn't they say so?

 

[micromass]

Ok, so they were naked and beheaded. Why didn't they say so?

OK, their orgy ran a little out of hand... I still see no apocalypse...

 

[Evo]

It seems the Vikings that were settled there were rounded up, stripped naked, beheaded, and thrown into a pit. The anthropologists are searching for any record of what happened. They're thinking it was part of King Ethelred of England/Britain going a bit crazy. I don't remember that he went crazy from my Dark Ages studies.

Oh, lovely gross gratuitous re-enactments of the naked beheadings.

 

[lisab]

Ok, so they were naked and beheaded. Why didn't they say so?

In my wild youth, I remember several parties I left early - out the back door - as I sensed they were going that direction .

 

[Evo]

in my wild youth, i remember several parties i left early - out the back door - as i sensed they were going that direction .

buwahaha!