C++ Jokes: A Collection of Funny Coding Stories

In summary, there are several jokes related to C++ and its programming language. Some of them include the comparison of its features to C, the inventor of SmallTalk's thoughts on the term "object-oriented", and the upcoming release of D and C##.
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smart_worker
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Are there any jokes related to c++?
 
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I'm sure there are, but they can't be repeated in mixed company.
 
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When are they finally going to release D?
 
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// cure for C++'s STD
#define virgin std

C++ : Where friends have access to your private members. - Gavin Baker

C allows you to shoot yourself in the foot.
C++ allows you to re-use the bullet
 
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Alan Kay (the inventor of SmallTalk) at his 1997 OOPSLA keynote address:
Actually I made up the term "object-oriented", and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
When are they finally going to release D?

Microsoft are releasing their own version called C##. (Knowledge of music notation required to understand the joke).
 
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AlephZero said:
Microsoft are releasing their own version called C##. (Knowledge of music notation required to understand the joke).

double diesis so D?
 

FAQ: C++ Jokes: A Collection of Funny Coding Stories

What is the purpose of "C++ Jokes"?

The purpose of "C++ Jokes" is to provide a collection of funny coding stories that relate to the C++ programming language. It serves as a source of entertainment and comedic relief for those familiar with C++ and programming in general.

Who is the target audience for "C++ Jokes"?

The target audience for "C++ Jokes" is primarily individuals who have knowledge and experience in coding with the C++ language. However, it can also be enjoyed by anyone with a sense of humor and an interest in technology and programming.

Are the jokes in "C++ Jokes" appropriate for all ages?

Yes, the jokes in "C++ Jokes" are written to be appropriate for all ages. While some knowledge of coding and programming may enhance the enjoyment of the jokes, they can still be understood and appreciated by those without a technical background.

Are these jokes based on real experiences or are they made up?

The jokes in "C++ Jokes" are a combination of real experiences and fictional scenarios. Some may be based on actual events, while others are purely for entertainment purposes. Regardless, they all revolve around the C++ programming language and its community.

Can "C++ Jokes" be useful for learning the C++ language?

While "C++ Jokes" is not intended to serve as a learning tool for the C++ language, it can still be a useful resource for those looking to improve their understanding of the language. The jokes often highlight common coding mistakes, programming concepts, and humorous anecdotes that can help reinforce learning and understanding in a more lighthearted way.

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