Chocolate Holder: Keep Your Partner Happy & Productive All Day!

[wolram]

This idea will keep your wife/girl friend happy and productive all day, it is a chocolate holder that can be fixed to any thing, vacuum, ironing board, sink,
desk, all you have to do is fill the holder and fix it to whatever, put your feet
up job done.

 

[laminatedevildoll]

Not everyone likes chocolate...

 

[pattylou]

Make a chocolate beer that actually tastes good and some of us will be even happier...

But really that comment is mostly an attempt to stay on topic while I ask laminatedevildoll a burning question:

Is it "laminated evil doll" or "laminate devil doll?"

This has been bugging me. I can't sleep. I toss and turn wonedering how to pronounce your handle.

But wolram, I think your idea is great.

 

[jimmie]

Your "new" idea is akin to the ANCIENT practice of dangling a carrot in front of a donkey, so as to motivate it to move.

all you have to do is fill the holder and fix it to whatever, put your feet up job done.

Perhaps if you were a humble individual, you would focus your attention on learning and practicing skills such as vacuuming, ironing, and cleaning dishes, that you apparently do not possess, rather than being dependant upon an other individual to do those actions for you.

By intending to be a humble individual, wolram, you would intend to 'think' of ideas to keep you, the TRUE you, happy and productive all day, rather than an other individual that you 'think' you need.

Why not a "chocolate holder", or a "holder" of something that you prefer, for you?

 

[Danger]

Here in cattle country, it's referred to as 'putting on the feed-bag'.

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

If I remember correctly it is "lamenated devil doll" but she condensed the two 'd's into one for asthetic perposes.

And I wish they had a decent tasting chocolate stout myself.

So wait, what were we talking about?

 

[laminatedevildoll]

Make a chocolate beer that actually tastes good and some of us will be even happier...
But really that comment is mostly an attempt to stay on topic while I ask laminatedevildoll a burning question:
Is it "laminated evil doll" or "laminate devil doll?"
This has been bugging me. I can't sleep. I toss and turn wonedering how to pronounce your handle.
But wolram, I think your idea is great.

It's supposed to be laminated devil doll... But, I cut out that extra d out to make it look prettier... I guess it could be laminated evil doll, considering I am a pretty evil person...muahahaha...

 

[Mk]

I still read it laminate devil doll.

 

[Aneleh]

Well I know what I'd do if my bf did that to me...
*grabs the chocolate stash and runs for the hills*
heeheeheehee glooooriouus chocolate!

 

[Danger]

I still read it laminate devil doll.

In keeping with one of my fantasies, I invoke voluntary dislexia and read it as 'lamb-in-vinyl doll'.