Dumb & Dumber: The Most Ridiculous Theories of Modern Times

[eljose]

Hello everybody...it,s showtime why care for studying and being a serious scientist when you can make millions and fame by saying nonsenses?...heeere..we are our list of "Dumb & Dumber" of modern times...

Bible secret codes:=oh yeah¡¡..yes you don,t need to get a future-teller or buy a book on parapsycology all you need is the Bible and the future is written on it..

Panspermia Hypothesis:=Life came to Earth in some capsules or meteorites... so don,t look for Marvin the Martion because is living on Earth now...

Do we life in the Matrix?:=no,no is not the Keanu Reeves´ popular film, but some physicst say (of course after taking some kind of drugs..) that we live on a..¡¡2 dimensional world¡¡..so the 3-D is only an imagination and we are nothing but flats figures..of course the 3-D effect is caused by gravity.

Gaia Hypothesis:=Earth is alive so be careful¡¡¡... he/seh or it can kill all of us...

And George Bush is supposed to be an idiot...

 

[Lisa!]

I beg your pardon? You've just called Gaia theory a stupid 1?
whether it's true or not, I like this theory alot!

 

[Pengwuino]

Take the red pill eljose

 

[matthyaouw]

Either I'm missing the point of Gaia, or its truly ridiculous. They just seem to start with some good ecological principles (unlike most of these types of things), hint at a reasonable conclusion, then just piss on all of it and take a truly rediculous leap into insanity.

 

[scott1]

I herd this one theory that all famous people(inculding those rometly famous) are lizards that rule the world
I herd another one that moon is secret alien base mointering humanity.

 

[EL]

I heard something about WMD's in Iraq...

 

[scott1]

I heard something about WMD's in Iraq...

Me too.But I herd that the Vice president of the United states shot someone on "acciedent" and he had to cover up by getting the media distracted by invading Iraq for WMD.

 

[Smasherman]

Panspermia Hypothesis:=Life came to Earth in some capsules or meteorites... so don,t look for Marvin the Martion because is living on Earth now...

This one is actually plausible, as I understand it. Is it not possible for a single-cell organism to survive a space journey (not necessarily operate while in transit)? It's an unnecessary conclusion, of course, since it just means life started somewhere else first.

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

what about creationism?

 

[Lisa!]

Either I'm missing the point of Gaia, or its truly ridiculous. They just seem to start with some good ecological principles (unlike most of these types of things), hint at a reasonable conclusion, then just piss on all of it and take a truly rediculous leap into insanity.

The first 1!

 

[franznietzsche]

This one is actually plausible, as I understand it. Is it not possible for a single-cell organism to survive a space journey (not necessarily operate while in transit)? It's an unnecessary conclusion, of course, since it just means life started somewhere else first.

Sure its possible, but its unlikely.

 

[matthyaouw]

The first 1!

Then can you enlighten me?

 

[Lisa!]

Then can you enlighten me?

Earth will enlighten you in the future!(of course if you'll be alive long enough to see the final destiny of humans )

 

[penguinraider]

The flat Earth theory still exists! (look up the flAT EARTH SOCIETY)

We live on a giant turtle. That turtle is on another turtle. That turtle is on a larger turtle. It's turtles all the way down!