In summary, people who get the flu are envious of others because they would love to be in bed watching TV, but they can't because they need to work. Sometimes, even when they are sick, they have to drag themselves in because the project is so important. A temperature of 102 is most agreeable.
Sounds lovely. Where can I get one of these hernias?
Wanna help me move this engine block?
Edit: You could help me shovel that snow that is falling tonight, though I could have used some help taking care of all the crap that slid off my roof a couple of weeks ago...