Everybody likes me and I don't want to die

[tribdog]

Boy, my life has been really good lately. I have a good job and I'm feeling great. I wake up every morning with a song. I no longer walk anywhere, I skip. Oh, and I whistle Disney tunes while I'm skipping. I seem to make friends where ever I am and the ladies..fuhgettaboutit. I'm like Fonzie in that respect. It's another beautiful morning and I believe I'll go to work. Merry Christmas.
I've got to thank penguino for the idea for this anti-suicidketeers thread. Smart kid, goofy, but smart.

 

[ZapperZ]

Oh, and I whistle Disney tunes while I'm skipping.

Now, even *I* don't do that, even when I'm at Disney World. Wow! You must be REALLY happy!

:)

Zz.

 

[tribdog]

deliriously so. I'm not even allowed at Disneyland because I'm up on sexual assault charges. They said I'm f**king goofy.

 

[vanesch]

Haha, makes me think of a quote I heard on the radio, I don't know by who:
"I became incredibly rich, and I spend it all. I spend fortunes on women and good champaign ; the rest of my fortune however, I wasted"

 

[Pengwuino]

I am also utterly happy and enjoying life. I do not have a reason in the world to even do the slightest bit of harm to myself. Friends seem to grow in trees for me. My wisdom and security grow by leaps and bounds as i move effortlessly from subject to subject, music to physics, computers to chemistry, from humble orchestrator to impossibly powerful masermind of all things good. I do not have ADD, i am not bi-polar, nor do i cry, my manly eyes rejuvinate themselves with biological processes that defy explanation as doctors stare in awe at my power. I am the Alpha and the Omega.

 

[Evo]

You're also one hot towering Penguin.

 

[BobG]

Quote:

Oh, and I whistle Disney tunes while I'm skipping.

Now, even *I* don't do that, even when I'm at Disney World. Wow! You must be REALLY happy!

:)

Zz.

Neither do I, but I never learned how to whistle.

I do do a pretty good skip when I discover that that beautiful snow is covering a patch of ice. Almost as good as the old 'Teabury Shuffle commercials'.

 

[Pengwuino]

I think Evo is hitting on me

Can life get any better for me?

I don't think so.

 

[-Job-]

If there's something in your life that makes it pleasant, take consolation in the fact that you're going to live forever. Meanwhile do things just to see what happens.

 

[russ_watters]

Now, even *I* don't do that, even when I'm at Disney World. Wow! You must be REALLY happy!

:)

Zz.

Disney drugs the water in Orlando. You heard it here first...

 

[Lisa!]

Everybody likes me and they're killing me by that!

 

[marlon]

Haha, makes me think of a quote I heard on the radio, I don't know by who:
"I became incredibly rich, and I spend it all. I spend fortunes on women and good champaign ; the rest of my fortune however, I wasted"

These are the wise words of George the former Manchester United soccer player who died because of alcohol abuse just a few weeks ago.

marlon

 

[ZapperZ]

Disney drugs the water in Orlando. You heard it here first...

That's why I only buy bottled water when I'm there. Even so, the Disney-buying disease still gets to me.

:)

Zz.

 

[mattmns]

Life was great until I got a small cough yesterday and took some nyquil. My body must not like Nyquil because I had a terrible time sleeping last night. I am starting to feel better now though.

 

[russ_watters]

That's why I only buy bottled water when I'm there. Even so, the Disney-buying disease still gets to me.
:)
Zz.

You should also buy some of my patented subliminal-message filtering goggles and earphones.

 

[z-component]

I think Evo is hitting on me
Can life get any better for me?
I don't think so.

Agreed! What did you do to deserve such attention?

 

[SpaceTiger]

Everybody likes me and I don't want to die

I don't like you. Not in that way, anyhow. Well, maybe a little. What was your number again?

 

[Moonbear]

You should also buy some of my patented subliminal-message filtering goggles and earphones.

Ooh...do you think they work? I'll have to try them and see if I don't get any subliminal messages.

Just wait until it's both Zz and me at Disney! I'm sooooooooo looking forward to a real vacation.