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http://www.lileks.com/institute/frahm/index.html (browse around... be sure to see the next ones too, its pretty funny)
just some quotes i liked...
just some quotes i liked...
The leafy stalks that presage humiliation. Hasn't she learned anything? DON'T BUY CELERY if you have pink underwear!
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Wha - huh? Is this Art? Our Art? It looks so . . . wholesome! A sunburned cutie at the beach, hugging a . . . a. . . .
What is that thing? That’s when you realize that this not only is Art, it could only be Art. He did more than the underwear-dropping series, it seems. He was one of the few cheesecake artists to introduce a peculiar element into racy paintings:
This is a little too . . . something for my tastes. I don’t know what’s wrong with it; I just know it’s wrong. It shouldn’t be doing this. It just shouldn’t.
What the hell is this? What sort of blow-up creature is this? A balloon that comes with a built-in shelf?
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This is not sexy. This is a bad dream. From nowhere comes the serpentine ostrich-neck with its impassive old-man face, silently pulling up the maiden’s skirt because he wants . . . the CHERRY.
I’m serious: your basic Hustler centerfold is healthier than this image. At least it’s more honest.
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