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OmCheeto
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I was talking with a Russian acquaintance yesterday and she said that her friend called her up on Sunday and asked her if it was Super Tuesday. I can only imagine the subsequent conversation:
Tatya: No, you stupid girl. It is Sunday. How can it be Super Tuesday?
Nadya: But everything today is super this, super that.
Tatya: It is Superbowl Sunday...
Nadya: What is Superbowl Sunday?
Tatya: It is ball game.
Nadya: So when is Super Tuesday?
Tatya: Tuesday!
Nadya: But Tuesday is Fat Tuesday...
Tatya: Yes. It is both Fat and Super Tuesday.
Nadya: So it is Super Fat Tuesday?
Tatya: Nyet!
Nadya: So when is Fat Sunday?
Tatya: ......
Happy Holiday everyone!
Tatya: No, you stupid girl. It is Sunday. How can it be Super Tuesday?
Nadya: But everything today is super this, super that.
Tatya: It is Superbowl Sunday...
Nadya: What is Superbowl Sunday?
Tatya: It is ball game.
Nadya: So when is Super Tuesday?
Tatya: Tuesday!
Nadya: But Tuesday is Fat Tuesday...
Tatya: Yes. It is both Fat and Super Tuesday.
Nadya: So it is Super Fat Tuesday?
Tatya: Nyet!
Nadya: So when is Fat Sunday?
Tatya: ......
Happy Holiday everyone!