How Can I Improve My Writing Skills for an Autobiographical Book?

[OAQfirst]

Nor is it in any other. For it is not one at all. And not about to become one. But that shouldn't bother me. Or make me give up hope. Yet it seems hopeless. So perhaps I should reconsider.

Well, I was going with a subordinator. Look under "Subordinating Conjunctions" at http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/conjunctions.htm -and notice two examples that begin sentences.

Also, from the earlier referenced dictionary:

when conj. (sense 4): During the time at which; while: When I was young, I was happy.

edit: Geeze. I can't believe I spent all this time on conjunctions. *needs a life*
It's your fault Danger. You should have just slapped me silly and offered me a beer.

 

[Danger]

It's your fault Danger. You should have just slapped me silly and offered me a beer.

I'm too drunk to slap you, but I have a spare beer in the fridge if you want to come over.

 

[OAQfirst]

I'm too drunk to slap you, but I have a spare beer in the fridge if you want to come over.

I'd love to but I'm too drunk to drink.

 

[Danger]

I'd love to but I'm too drunk to drink.

You missed a comma there...