How Did the Official's Wife Fit $80,000 in Her Underwear?

[Jimmy Snyder]

Wife of top country official hides $80,000 in her underwear.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40162304/ns/us_news"

 

[The legend]

LOL!

 

[drizzle]

Pssst, bra of course... But it actually depends!

 

[Borg]

That was the big story on the news in DC last night. The transcripts being read on TV were too funny.

 

[Borek]

I guess a lot depends on the banknotes used.

 

[Vanadium 50]

But doesn't it make sense to put the money where it will draw the most interest?

 

[Danger]

But doesn't it make sense to put the money where it will draw the most interest?

Am I the only one whose first thought was "solid gold suppository"?

 

[Evo]

She must have a pair of MIH's "booty pants".

 

[Math Is Hard]

I'm sitting on a fortune. :)

 

[Danger]

I'm sitting on a fortune. :)

Oh, my gorgeous friend, the number of responses that I could make to that statement... anyone of which would get me banned...

 

[nismaratwork]

Am I the only one whose first thought was "solid gold suppository"?

I can almost guarantee that you were!

That sounds like some ancient medicine or method of execution for royalty... not sure which.

Oh, and she did hide it in the bra... what ever happened to hidden compartments, floorboards, burying **** in the yard? Now we have cash in freezers, bras, and other places cops are GOING TO LOOK! Cops are hungry, and once they finish cleaning out the freezer, they get a little horny so these hiding places are clearly sub-par.ALL kidding aside... take a hint crooks: do what rich people do... buy art or jewels/jewelery... then just wear it.

 

[Upisoft]

Oh, my gorgeous friend, the number of responses that I could make to that statement... anyone of which would get me banned...

Glad to know I'm not the only one...

 

[turbo]

Since the largest legal denomination in the US is $100, that must have been SOME wad!

 

[Danger]

that must have been SOME wad!

...

'Nuff said."

 

[jobyts]

And that's called dollar inflation, literally...

 

[nismaratwork]

Since the largest legal denomination in the US is $100, that must have been SOME wad!

That's why fungible assets like precious metals or uncut stones are so desirable, which also carry a higher value density than cash.

 

[nismaratwork]

And that's called dollar inflation, literally...

Nah, that's what happens when your $80K suppository gets wet and blows up.

Damn that high linen content in paper money... so absorbent.

 

[jobyts]

A trivia:

If the dollar were made of litmus paper, what would be the color of the notes the FBI seized?

 

[hamster143]

Since the largest legal denomination in the US is $100, that must have been SOME wad!

Not true. There's a number of larger bills up to $10,000 in circulation. Larger denominations haven't been printed since 1945, but they are still legal tender.