How to Get Rid of Unexpected Guests - Tips & Advice

[Lisa!]

Eat lots of curry and diced carrots and then drink a glassful of salty water. That way you can time a projectile vomit into whoever you wish to leave :)

 

[wolram]

All you have to do is start scratching your self madly, and tell your guests
that it is not really contagious.

 

[Daminc]

You could start barking and then start sniffing them suggestively?

 

[darkar]

Holiding a big knive when opening the door and answering them??

 

[Daminc]

Have the knife covered in tomato sauce and cover your face in red food colouring dye

 

[hypatia]

I always say.
Its getting late for me. {yawn} Please come back on a saturday afternoon, when when can have time for a proper visit. I'll cook us some supper. Is there a day that's good for you?

 

[honestrosewater]

Get a trombone and play Chopsticks for them - repeatedly. Position yourself so that you hit them with the slide. If there's a little kid around, give them a tambourine and tell them to play along.

 

[Evo]

I remember a guy that worked for my first husband would drop by our house at night unannounced, with his wife. We had nothing in common with these people and didn't particularly like them. After the first few uninvited drop ins, we became progressively more curt until they finally got the message that it wasn't ok.

How can some people be so brain dead?

 

[cronxeh]

well I don't have a problem saying exactly what I think and I don't think anyone else should..

there are people and types of characters that simply don't mix no matter what the conditions are - why bother trying to mold those types together - just cut the crap and move on

 

[Lisa!]

I remember a guy that worked for my first husband would drop by our house at night unannounced, with his wife. We had nothing in common with these people and didn't particularly like them. After the first few uninvited drop ins, we became progressively more curt until they finally got the message that it wasn't ok.

How can some people be so brain dead?

You were lucky. Some people know that you don't like them at all but they still continue coming to your home whenever they like!

 

[Pengwuino]

Wait, start telling them boring as hell stories about vacations as a kid or something (make them boring if you must) and make sure you keep going and going and going. That'll make em cry.

 

[Moonbear]

Wait, start telling them boring as hell stories about vacations as a kid or something (make them boring if you must) and make sure you keep going and going and going. That'll make em cry.

Ooh ooh ooh ooh, that's how we used to get rid of uninvited guests in a hurry...slide shows of vacation photos! Only the insane stuck around for those. Nowadays, you can pull out a wedding video (perhaps you should surprise another friend with a sudden interest in their wedding video and ask if you can borrow it to watch again, and play that when the unwanted guest appears...if having to sit through a wedding video of someone they don't even know doesn't scare them off, then I'm afraid they are clincally insane and nothing will work. )

 

[JamesU]

has anyone noticed that every topic started by lisa! is exclamitory? why?

 

[Lisa!]

has anyone noticed that every topic started by lisa! is exclamitory? why?

You know the reason! And not all of them just some of them!