Is It Time to Update Our New Member Welcome Rituals?

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In summary, the fish slapping thing is getting a little old in the tooth for me, just as is the constant surprise Rickrolling links. I think as one of the best non-profit science forums on the web we can up our game. After all, I predicted that tropical storm Irene would be a mild event, and you know how well I did with that prediction. Can we rise to a challenge?
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rhody
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I don't know about the rest of you, but the fish slapping thing is getting a little old in the tooth for me, just as is the constant surprise Rick Rolling links.

I would like to suggest an open discussion on new methods for welcoming new members. I think as one of the best non-profit science forums on the web we can up our game. With the mental firepower we can muster this should not be all that difficult. But, having said that, I may live to regret it. After all, I predicted that tropical storm Irene would be a mild event, and you know how well I did with that prediction. Can we rise to a challenge ?

Rhody... :approve:
 
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The fish slap is a time honored ritual, it only happens in GD. We've tried low carb offerings, cereal, etc...

Some rituals we do not mess with, so no, I do not wish to change it.
 
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I'm yet to be initiated :shy:

/offers self as guinea pig
/have a feeling I'm going to regret this
 
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Very well! Might I suggest a video! You must watch the entire thing for a secret message!

 
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Ivan92 said:
Very well! Might I suggest a video! You must watch the entire thing for a secret message!



I prefer
 
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  • #6
*slaps rhody with a fish*

BAN RHODY!
 
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Pengwuino said:
*slaps rhody with a fish*

BAN RHODY!

Bad Pengy,

See if I ever stick up for you again, remember the thread, "where do penguin's go when they die?"

Rhody...

P.S. Don't you ever sleep, you post a lot in the wee hours of the morning ?
 
  • #8
We could have new members attacked by zombie kittens!

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Borek said:
I prefer

WHAT IS THIS?! DID BOREK'S ACCOUNT GET HACKED BY MICRO?! It's always me :cry:


LOL! I admit you got me though x)
 
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Evo said:
We could have new members attacked by zombie kittens!

attachment.php?attachmentid=31000&d=1293828614.jpg

Oooh, I like zombie kittens :-p
 
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[PLAIN]http://www.deviantart.com/download/10451223/Zombie_Kittens_by_cammocat.jpg
 
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Ivan92 said:
Very well! Might I suggest a video! You must watch the entire thing for a secret message!



ACK ! That is almost as bad as Rickrolling, that gives me a headache too, looks like others have posted that video speeded up to a mercifully quick ending.

Rhody...
 
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So we're agreed, it's either fish slapping or rick roll'ing.
 
  • #14
Or this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM

or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx_SIFiyxGQ
 
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I suggest that Greg set up the forum so that whenever a crackpot logs on, these two videos are all they can see and they can't stop them without shutting their computer off.
 
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Evo said:
I suggest that Greg set up the forum so that whenever a crackpot logs on, these two videos are all they can see and they can't stop them without shutting their computer off.

That's so over the top evil that I start to like this suggestion :biggrin:

Add these videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erIazjxoMSg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGPvoNBGiy0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E6ljLSOkbY
 
  • #17
Does Boxxy sing or something?
 
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micromass said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGPvoNBGiy0


How long until I can turn it off? :cry:
 
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Pengwuino said:
How long until I can turn it off? :cry:
10 hours
 
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micromass said:
That's so over the top evil that I start to like this suggestion :biggrin:

Add these videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erIazjxoMSg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGPvoNBGiy0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E6ljLSOkbY
Ooh! Badger, badger, badger is a really good one!
 
  • #22
Pengwuino said:
How long until I can turn it off? :cry:

I don't want to scare them away before they ever start posting, I thought some other form of short torment or humiliation might work. The stuff you guys came up with left me wanting to be fish slapped in the worst way.

Rhody... :mad:
 
  • #23
Evo said:
I suggest that Greg set up the forum so that whenever a crackpot logs on, these two videos are all they can see and they can't stop them without shutting their computer off.

Greg doesn't have to do anything. My browser just locked up while trying to stop this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM

Dang you micromass
 
  • #24
dlgoff said:
Greg doesn't have to do anything. My browser just locked up while trying to stop this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM

Dang you micromass
That is one super scary video!
 
  • #25
I've been reluctant expressing my opinion on this but I did post this a while back:

micromass said:
Don't warn him :frown:

dlgoff said:
I'm worried you're going to slap a new member too hard some day. So for all new members that may see this post, you should request this fish.
worlds_smallest_fish2.jpg
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https://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=3479938&postcount=12"
 
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I say we make them eat, 1/50th of one of rhody's ghost peppers, now that would be a worthy initiation. They would remember the experience for a long time, and would know that PF is a serious, but fun forum to hang with.

Rhody... :devil: :biggrin:
 
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Ivan92 said:
WHAT IS THIS?! DID BOREK'S ACCOUNT GET HACKED BY MICRO?! It's always me :cry:


LOL! I admit you got me though x)

actually, "hacking" their account with avatar and sig silliness for a day would be pretty funny.
 
  • #28
Instead of slapping, you could consider introducing a tiny Amazon-basin fish into the new members' bath-water.
 
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turbo said:
Instead of slapping, you could consider introducing a tiny Amazon-basin fish into the new members' bath-water.
Turbo,

Do you know where those tiny little fish like to swim when they find a human host ? The thought of it gives me the heebee jeebee's.

Rhody... :devil: :biggrin:
 

FAQ: Is It Time to Update Our New Member Welcome Rituals?

What is "New Member Initiation: Discussion & Poll"?

"New Member Initiation: Discussion & Poll" is a process that a group or organization uses to officially welcome and integrate new members into their community. It typically involves a discussion of the group's values, goals, and expectations, as well as a poll to gather feedback from the new members.

Why is "New Member Initiation: Discussion & Poll" important?

"New Member Initiation: Discussion & Poll" is important because it helps new members feel welcomed and included in a group. It also allows them to understand the group's culture and expectations, and provides a platform for them to share their thoughts and opinions.

What typically happens during "New Member Initiation: Discussion & Poll"?

During "New Member Initiation: Discussion & Poll," the group's leaders or representatives will introduce the new members to the group's values and goals. This may be followed by a discussion to allow the new members to ask questions and learn more about the group. A poll may also be conducted to gather feedback and suggestions from the new members.

How long does "New Member Initiation: Discussion & Poll" usually take?

The duration of "New Member Initiation: Discussion & Poll" can vary depending on the size and nature of the group. It can range from a short meeting to a more extensive process that may take several days. However, the aim is to provide enough time for new members to understand and engage with the group.

Can existing members participate in "New Member Initiation: Discussion & Poll"?

Yes, existing members can and should participate in "New Member Initiation: Discussion & Poll." This allows them to welcome and get to know the new members, as well as provide their own insights and perspectives on the group's values and goals. It also helps to foster a sense of unity and community within the group.

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