Is the Number of Posts on PF Accurate?

[Moses]

Sorry..there is no free chocolate at PF But i just want you to come and see if other people have this problem as well:

I posted a bunch of posts in the last couple of days, but since i do not know when I was having 40 posts...and still 40 posts appeard under my username? Any body notice the same issue, or other suspected thingys going on?

Dont care a lot about this in particular, but hoping nothing more serious is going in the database...
I do not want ot hear that somebody hacked PF

 

[check]

Posts in general discussion don't count towards your total post count.

And I want chocolate damnit!

 

[Evo]

Posts made in General Discussion do not count.

Now where's my free chocolate?

 

[check]

Lmao. I love how Evo and I posted basically the exact same thing a minute apart. :)

 

[arildno]

Now where's my free chocolate?

Perhaps the Cookiemonster is still sneaking around..

 

[Math Is Hard]

Gimme
My
Chocolate!​

 

[Evo]

Lmao. I love how Evo and I posted basically the exact same thing a minute apart. :)

It would have been exactly the same thing at the same moment, I had first typed exactly what you did, but then shortened it and added my demand.

 

[Tsu]

Posts in GD don't count toward total posts.

Moses, you little stinker, give us our free chocolate !

Listen, man. This is serious stuff! You can't go messin' with the good people on this board by offering free chocolate and then boggin' out on us. Now, I like dark chocolate. Evo and Moonbear like almost ANY kind of truffle, and I believe Math Is Hard has a definate fondness for maple truffles. You'd better get some here soon, or we'll just have to part YOUR waters!

p.s. MIH - give him your Fauchon link so he doesn't blow it!

 

[Math Is Hard]

One of these would do nicely...

http://www.fauchon.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/867136-m.jpg
[URL]http://www.fauchon.com[/URL]
Seriously, you don't want to go getting people excited about chocolate around here - and then not deliver! You could get hurt. That's not a threat or anything - I am just explaining the way things are.

 

[Evo]

Oooh, that would be very nice! Moses, that will be one gift basket for each of us! Uhm, sent to MY address (just so I can check them for freshness before forwarding them out to the others, I do have responsibilities as the mentor here)

 

[Moses]

Why every body is freaking out, Simply:

Chill out

Math is Hard, and Evo: for...[ fill in the blanks] sake, I WILL REALLY SEND TO YOU FREE, and TOTALLY FREE CHOCOLATE, you made me really feel bad

But i am not going to pay for the package price...(will you pay for it!)

For others, and specially Tsunami, I am in the kind mood now, so I will teach you how to make them.

BTW: Here is cookies from my grandma

[every one just take one, how does it taste? ]

 

[Tsu]

Oh, Moses

Now, now, now... Don't go feeling bad. You KNOW we were just teasing you...

<chomp>
These cookies are just AWESOME! What a wonderful grandma you have!

p.s.
DON'T send all of ANYTHING to Evo! The rest of us will NEVER see it! She's just EVIL! (mentor schmentor... )

 

[Math Is Hard]

Yes, these cookies are quite wonderful, Moses. All is forgiven!

 

[franznietzsche]

mmmm cookies...

 

[check]

There's something wrong with my cookie --->

 

[Moonbear]

Munch, munch, mmmm...I was very upset when I opened the thread and saw you lied about there being chocolate here, but fortunately I got to the cookies while there were some left and you're now forgiven. Chocolate is sacred around here...never mention offers of chocolate if you aren't serious about following through!

 

[franznietzsche]

There's something wrong with my cookie --->

Oooh look he's starting to glow!

 

[Tsu]

There's something wrong with my cookie --->

OH, NO! CHECK! You accidentally grabbed the MOM (milk of magnesia) cookie instead of the grandma cookie!

 

[check]

*sigh* time to get out the ol' stomach pump! It's been a while...

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Holy Moses, Moses!

Never start a thread about chocolate; ever! What were you thinking?

Newbies...

 

[Moses]

No Holy but the Holy: The-God
You guys are funny to the max
OK Ivan_seeking: a cookie for you [Made in grandma kitchen-land]:


So i got now the point about posts, i was a memeber here 3.5 years...ohh thosedays when they were raising money for having a better server and database...and discussion posts WERE Counted...

Only Ivan_seeking may got it [you know why] : i was thinknig i can make my joking level now 2

Was every body really thinking that there is kinda of free chocolate on the internet! [i think the pop-ups offers about free laptops learned me sth in life ]

 

[Gza]

Dude, I'm so stoned, you guys are really funny,!

 

[recon]

I love dark chocolate mmmmmmmmmm... :!) :!)

 

[Evo]

Recon, you are definitely one of us! Dark chocolate is the ONLY chocolate as far as I am concerned. None of that wimpy milk chocolate for us!

By the way Moses, I see there are no cookies left. I didn't get a cookie.

 

[jimmy p]

I remember the good old days when Tsu would be stuffing cookies into her computer for people to have. I want a cookie.

 

[Moses]

And i am run out of money...and people still want to more cookies..[BTW: as a fact: Moses is not sitting on a bank..and does not pee money]

after kissing my grandma show to fullfil the Oath which i never make here is more cookies:

For MOM cookies fans only [Yeah, these one's cost a lot]

This one is hand made specially for Evo:

[Evo's "Eve dictatorship" nature will never change... ]


Cool, so no body want to free chocolate now ,every body forget about it, i can brush my teeth and sleep comfortably...