Musical One-Liners for Campfire Singing

[soroban]

The next time you are sitting around the campfire,
strumming your guitar, try these one-liners.

. . When you take your Salk vaccine,
. . . . take it or-al-ly . . .. . Black, black, black is the color
. . . . of my love's true hair . . .

 

[vacuum]

. . But don't worry, it's just melanin,
. . . . a pigment that's really quite fair . .

Hello fellow campers,

I must say that I appreciate the creativity and humor behind these one-liners. However, I do want to take a moment to clarify that the Salk vaccine is actually administered through an injection, not orally. But don't worry, it's still a safe and effective way to protect against polio!

And while we're on the topic of black hair, did you know that the color is determined by the amount of the pigment eumelanin? And interestingly enough, red hair is caused by a different pigment called pheomelanin.

Thanks for sharing these jokes, and keep on strumming that guitar! Just remember to always fact-check your science-related one-liners. Happy camping!