My Room Has Carpet: A Strange Story

[tribdog]

lol, no I'm not saying you are crazy. you said something like "I'm not crazy, I'm imaginative" I was simply pointing out that those two things don't relate. It's like I told the police officer, "No sir, I wasn't speeding. I have no sense of smell."
I'm a creature of science also, I study the science of comedy. I fail, but I still study. What do you think is funnier that I accidently brushed my teeth with Vagisil or that my girlfriend's shorts are minty fresh?

 

[Monique]

did I already mention you are a genius?

a laugh makes you feel alive

 

[Imparcticle]

lol, no I'm not saying you are crazy. you said something like "I'm not crazy, I'm imaginative" I was simply pointing out that those two things don't relate. It's like I told the police officer, "No sir, I wasn't speeding. I have no sense of smell."

hahaha! that is too funny!
did you seriously do that? I've got to use that on someone! lol!

I'm a creature of science also, I study the science of comedy. I fail, but I still study. What do you think is funnier that I accidently brushed my teeth with Vagisil or that my girlfriend's shorts are minty fresh?

You brushed your teeth with Vagisil! that's funnyliciously funny.
I try to be funny, but it never works out. My friends and I instead make fun of the fact that my jokes aren't funny. The first joke I told my best friend is always a topic of discussion. It was : "What do you get when you cross a horse and boar with a hood?" punch line: "A neigh-boar-hood!" haha!

another one:
"If your dad's a dryer and your mom's a dishwasher, what is the the football doing on top of the dog house while pigs can't fly?" that doesn't make sense, I know. But it cracks me up! LOL!

 

[tribdog]

like I said imaginative and crazy really aren't mutually exclusive.

My dad's a dryer and my mom's a diswasher. Know what that makes me? The worlds only welfare baby born with a silver spoon in my mouth.

 

[jimmy p]

oh right... this thread has twisted. but its amusing to hear about people's family and hygiene i suppose...

 

[tribdog]

this thread has twisted? lol what do you expect. Remember that Mother Goose rhyme? something about a crooked man who had a crooked smile.
when twisted people contribute to a thread that said thread takes on the twisted nature of its contributors.
I don't know if I qualify as a twisted contributor, however I do clean my ears with a corkscrew.

 

[rathma]

Did You Know?

My dad's a dryer and my mom's a diswasher. Know what that makes me? The worlds only welfare baby born with a silver spoon in my mouth.

You people are getting sadder and sadder...

"What do you get when you cross a horse and boar with a hood?" punch line: "A neigh-boar-hood!"

Sadder and sadder...

 

[Tsu]

I don't know if I qualify as a twisted contributor, however I do clean my ears with a corkscrew.

I would say that would most definitely qualify you a twisted contributor. In fact, I think it's fair to say that might even make you the MOST twisted contributor!

 

[jimmy p]

i would have to agree with you Tsunami (i support my aunt!) jeez, who cleans their ears with a corkscrew...use a plunger...

 

[Tsu]

i would have to agree with you Tsunami (i support my aunt!) jeez, who cleans their ears with a corkscrew...use a plunger...

NO! Use your Water Pik!