Should Women Own a Vase Before Expecting Flowers?

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In summary: Not so much with the vase.In summary, if you want a guy to buy you flowers, you should have a vase on hand.
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If you'd like for a guy to buy you flowers, you best have a vase on-hand!

I bought a girl flowers yesterday, and we had to break the top off of a cheap vodka bottle and use it as a vase!
 
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I love any thread that has a title that starts with "Ladies,"
 
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Smart girl...now she has a weapon for later :devil:
 
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HeLiXe said:
Smart girl...now she has a weapon for later :devil:
Save the ragged neck of that bottle. Easy to grasp... pointy and nasty on the other end...
 
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Pro tip, buy the vase, fill it with whatever, and stare at the guy and the vase until he gets the point.
 
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Real pro tip. Cut the flower-stems on the bias with a really sharp knife (Stanley knife is a great choice) and put a tablet of aspirin in the water. The diagonal slash helps get water to the blossoms, and the aspirin will help keep the blooms looking lively.
 
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I had so many vases at one point, I sold them at a garage sale for 10 cents a piece. My ex would send me flowers every time he screwed up, I had hundreds. And I kept telling him, don't send me roses, especially red roses, I hate florist red roses because they have no fragrance and they turn black in a few days, and they're expensive. I always got red roses.
 
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Evo said:
I had so many vases at one point, I sold them at a garage sale for 10 cents a piece. My ex would send me flowers every time he screwed up, I had hundreds. And I kept telling him, don't send me roses, especially red roses, I hate florist red roses because they have no fragrance and they turn black in a few days, and they're expensive. I always got red roses.
Not so good. Get a shipment of red roses, and think "What did you do this time, jerk?"
 
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Evo said:
My ex would send me flowers every time he screwed up, I had hundreds.

:smile: omg Evo lolollll

I have never had a guy buy me flowers. I buy them for myself if I want any...but very seldom because I am mindful that they are slowly dying everyday just so I can look at them. I feel horrible! I haven't bought any in years unless they were growing in a pot with dirt.

I think the only guys that have ever given me flowers are employees at a store as customer appreciation on Valentine's Day :smile:
 
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My ma' keeps an empty vase on the table as a "subtle" hint! About twice a year I remember, and get her some tulips, but her reaction is so awesome that I kinda don't want to do it too often lest the novelty wear off. :P
 
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Ok, I bought my wife some flowers and a vase. Out of habit, she broke off the top. At least with the vodka bottle, I could get a drink out of it.
 

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