Someone Called Jokes: Popular Funnies You'll Love

[KingNothing]

"someone called" jokes

You know those jokes that go:
"Your village called, they want their idiot back."
or
"the year 1970 called, it wants it's clothes back"...

what are your favorite ones? I'm trying to search for them, but I'm having a really hard time trying to find them online.

 

[tribdog]

talking to this thread:
the interstellar void called, it wants it's waste of space back.

P.T Barnum called, he wants his 'fooled all of the time' people back.

Freddy Fender called, he wants his wasted nights back

Professor Plum called, he wants to know if you'll ever get a Clue.

 

[SpaceTiger]

Your mom called. She wants her egg back.

 

[Harut82]

Your mom called. She wants her egg back.

http://67.18.37.15/2281/95/emo/rotfl.gif

 

[KingNothing]

Let's hear some more

 

[Danger]

ST, you don't seem to post a lot of jokes, but when you do...

How do I steal Harut's smilie?

 

[honestrosewater]

How do I steal Harut's smilie?

Quote them... or right click on the page and select View (Page) Source.

 

[Danger]

Thanks, Rose. That was actually a rhetorical question, although a few months ago I didn't know how to quote. That right-click thing just made my eyes hurt, and of course I can't do that on my real computer because it only has one button. (That's a myth, by the way; on most sites if you click with a Mac on what you would right-click with a PC, and hold the button down, the same options come up.)

 

[motai]

(That's a myth, by the way; on most sites if you click with a Mac on what you would right-click with a PC, and hold the button down, the same options come up.)

Most people are too impatient to wait that long, they'd rather have instant gratification .

 

[honestrosewater]

Thanks, Rose. That was actually a rhetorical question

Hey, what's that big word? And why am I so slow? I prefer the more voluptuous term, erotema. Erotema! Erotema! (Erotic, no?)

although a few months ago I didn't know how to quote. That right-click thing just made my eyes hurt, and of course I can't do that on my real computer because it only has one button. (That's a myth, by the way; on most sites if you click with a Mac on what you would right-click with a PC, and hold the button down, the same options come up.)

Good to know.

 

[tribdog]

it would be good to know if anyone ever said anything worth quoting

 

[SpaceTiger]

Let's hear some more

Your mom called again. She wants her underwear back. Oops, my bad, that call was for me.

 

[Jelfish]

Oh SpaceTiger..



Ok - I'll admit it. It made me laugh.

 

[Danger]

Your mom called again. She wants her underwear back. Oops, my bad, that call was for me.

Sure... now you start going for the comedy ribbon.
Your expertise in spacetime must be restricted to space, 'cause your timing sucks.

 

[SpaceTiger]

Your expertise in spacetime must be restricted to space, 'cause your timing sucks.

$$**$$rimshot$$**$$

 

[nazgjunk]

Your expertise in spacetime must be restricted to space, 'cause your timing sucks.

OK, I've been on these forums for two days now, and this is the first time it made me laugh. Good to know physics can be fun...

 

[quantumdude]

"The jerk store called. They're running out of YOU!"
--George Costanza

 

[honestrosewater]

Boo. Your sense of humor called; it wants its dignity back.


Oh, and Frank Stallone called; he wants his life-sized, glow-in-the-dark, Frank Stallone cardboard cutout back.

 

[Lisa!]

Your boyfriend called. He wants his kiss back!

Boo. Your sense of humor called; it wants its dignity back.
Oh, and Frank Stallone called; he wants his life-sized, glow-in-the-dark, Frank Stallone cardboard cutout back.

 

[JamesU]

Franzbear called- it wants its crap back^

 

[Jelfish]

Your left sock called. It wants its virginity back.

Dirty jokes are cheap