Time: Money, Stock, Moon - Inertia & Missions

[pervect]

Time is money. Stocks and bonds are also money. Stocks have momentum, and thus time, which is equivalent to money, which is equivalent to stocks, has momentum, and therefore inertia.

Time is also space, of course, space costs a lot of money, as does space travel. Especially space travel to the moon. But it's important to travel to the moon, otherwise we'll never be able to blow it up to stabilize the Earth's orbit. It's a hard job, because time has so much inertia, but blowing up the moon is vital to human survival. The new Lunar missions are most definitely a step in the right direction - write your congressman, but make sure they're actually human and not an alien imposter first.

Happy April 1st.

 

[A.T.]

Is this a homework question?

 

[Drakkith]

The lizard people told me to tell you to stop what you're doing. They are watching you.