Today is September, 9, 2009 or 9/9/09

[runner]

I was out on the trails this morning and I saw birds, butterflies, one frog in the pond, a deer, trees... but no nines.

 

[BobG]

I was out on the trails this morning and I saw birds, butterflies, one frog in the pond, a deer, trees... but no nines.

Are you sure the trail you were on was one of sincerity? The nines only appear on the most sincere trails. And are you sure you didn't accidentally show a lack of faith? The smallest slip of the tongue ("if" the nines appear vs "when" the nines appear) can doom you.

And are you sure today is the 9th? It can be very embarrassing to realize you've missed it completely, but it does occasionally happen. Don't feel bad. There's always ... uh ... well maybe you should feel bad.

 

[Astronuc]

Okay, that one makes me just want to give up!

Shouldn't that be "WhenEver!"?


It's a good thing that we don't have 11 toes. Well - at least most of us don't.

 

[CompuChip]

Shouldn't that be "WhenEver!"?

Does it matter? Aren't time and space the same?

 

[rootX]

Shouldn't that be "WhenEver!"?

Whatever!

 

[jreelawg]

p-16
h-8
y-25
s-19
i-9
c-3
s-19

16+8+25+19+9+3+19=99

 

[jreelawg]

J-10
r-18
e-5
e-5
l-12
a-1
w-23
g-7

10+18+5+5+12+1+23+7=81

 

[Astronuc]

Does it matter? Aren't time and space the same?

Hmmm - then it must be WhenWherever or Whencewhen?