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Since I've been away from MHB for a while I thought I'd inflict upon you these three riddles concerning alligators and their kin allegs.
Riddle 1: Why did the alleg get blamed for the murder of a woman?
Solution 1:
Riddle 2: What do you call someone with ill will towards allegs?
Solution 2:
Riddle: What do you call someone who is afraid of a 10 foot long alligator?
Solution 3:
Some discerning members here at MHB will probably say, in their most humble opinion, that these riddles suck. To these members all I can say is "Yes, yes they do."
-Dan
Riddle 1: Why did the alleg get blamed for the murder of a woman?
Solution 1:
The alleg ate her.
Riddle 2: What do you call someone with ill will towards allegs?
Solution 2:
An alleg hater.
Riddle: What do you call someone who is afraid of a 10 foot long alligator?
Solution 3:
Rational!
Some discerning members here at MHB will probably say, in their most humble opinion, that these riddles suck. To these members all I can say is "Yes, yes they do."
-Dan