Want to be pengwuino's mate? Vote now and win a dinner!

[franznietzsche]

that's the only kind of mate he'll ever get. we need to find him a slow one that will have a harder time getting away.

Indeed, my legs are much too efficient. Where's smurf?

 

[tribdog]

started running already

 

[franznietzsche]

started running already

Well it looks like you'll have to do. Here, just let me break your legs first...

 

[tribdog]

you don't have to break my legs if you buy me dinner

 

[franznietzsche]

you don't have to break my legs if you buy me dinner

Wait...you'll be pengwuino's mate if I buy you dinner...what am I getting out of this?

 

[Danger]

Wait...you'll be pengwuino's mate if I buy you dinner...what am I getting out of this?

You won't have to keep shaking him off of your leg any more.