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When I got home from work today, there was an official US Government notice pasted to my door.
US Office of Federal Investigative Services.
My first thought was "OMG, what has Foofer done now?"
It said "It is necessary that I speak with you regarding an individual's background investigation, which is being conducted for their employment with the United States Government. Your comments regarding this individual's fitness and suitability to conduct work for the US Government would be greatly appreciated.
Please contact ...., Investigator, at your earliest convenience regarding this matter of official government business.
Ok, so Foofer has applied to work for Homeland Security.
Or maybe it's my neighbor that backed into my car then lied to his insurance company. <evilgrin>
US Office of Federal Investigative Services.
My first thought was "OMG, what has Foofer done now?"
It said "It is necessary that I speak with you regarding an individual's background investigation, which is being conducted for their employment with the United States Government. Your comments regarding this individual's fitness and suitability to conduct work for the US Government would be greatly appreciated.
Please contact ...., Investigator, at your earliest convenience regarding this matter of official government business.
Ok, so Foofer has applied to work for Homeland Security.
Or maybe it's my neighbor that backed into my car then lied to his insurance company. <evilgrin>