What Are Your Best Qualities?

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In summary, Brewnog is a fantastic person with many talents. He is intelligent, sexy, witty, and bright. He is also an excellent listener and has a great sense of humor. He is strong, sensitive, good-natured, and chivalrous. He can imitate most types of rodents, talk to penguins in three different languages, and swing from vines like a primordial beast. He also has the ability to become invisible and deflect bullets with his teeth. His dress sense is impeccable, and he never has bad breath. He is personal friends with the Loch Ness Monster, and can go for weeks without water. He is also telepathic and knows how to wire a plug, cut records by hand, and
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Danger had a little lamb,
He tied it to a pylon.
Ten thousand volts went through its fleece,
And turned its wool to nylon.
 
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Artman said:
I suppose you'll be wearing your Velcro mittens just to provide better security, right? :wink:
One can't have the protectorate straying out of the safety zone.

brewnog said:
Danger had a little lamb,
He tied it to a pylon.
Ten thousand volts went through its fleece,
And turned its wool to nylon.
:smile: :smile: :smile:
 
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brewnog said:
Danger had a little lamb,
He tied it to a pylon.
Ten thousand volts went through its fleece,
And turned its wool to nylon.
Roasted lamb chops. :smile:
 
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The best thing about being me is my economical use of toilet paper.
 
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Huckleberry said:
The best thing about being me is my economical use of toilet paper.
Just for rolling joints and making kazoos, right? :biggrin:
 
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It is pretty all-purpose stuff. Being trapped in a bathroom for the last three years I've had lots of time to practice my toilet paper art.
 
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Huckleberry said:
It is pretty all-purpose stuff. Being trapped in a bathroom for the last three years
I suppose that in a post-apocalyptic society, the only art treasures that would have any practical purpose would be origami.
 
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Danger said:
I suppose that in a post-apocalyptic society, the only art treasures that would have any practical purpose would be origami.

Darn right! Canvas and marble are a bit too scratchy for my bum!

My best qualities go without saying. :-p
 

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