What Happens When a Man Walks into a Bar?

[Bizmuth]

... and wakes up in the hospital.

Sorry.

Hi all, I got here while researching a question about planetary rotation. I'm an author, writing my second SF novel (which makes me barely an author, I guess).

Come for the science, stay for the coffee. So, where is the coffee?

 

[Greg Bernhardt]

haha! Welcome to PF!