What Humorous Signs Can You Find in Taverns?

[soroban]

These signs are posted in actual taverns
. . . . (or so I have been told).

$$\begin{array}{c} \text{According to chemists,} \\ \text{alcohol IS a solution.} \end{array}$$$$\begin{array}{c}\text{Free Beer} \\ \text{Topless Waitresses} \\ \text{and} \\ \text{False Advertising.}\end{array}$$$$\begin{array}{c}\text{The average human walks 900 miles per year} \\ \text{and drinks 22 gallons of beer.} \\ \text{That's 41 miles per gallon . . . Not bad.}\end{array}$$$$\begin{array}{c}\text{Tonight's forcast:} \\ \text{Alcohol }\\ \text{Low Standards} \\ \text{Poor Decisions} \end{array}$$$$\begin{array}{c}\text{Don't forget to by Dad a Father's Day card.} \\ \text{Remember: You're the reason he drinks.} \end{array}$$$$\begin{array}{c}\text{We have eleven hundred satisfied clients} \\ \text{and one creepy guy who isn't allowed back.}\\\text{(You know who you are.)}\end{array}$$$$\begin{array}{c}\text{Something witty and thought-provoking} \\ \text{(That's what my boss told me} \\ \text{to write on the chalkboard.)} \end{array}$$$$\begin{array}{c}\text{Husband Day Care Center} \\ \text{Need to relax?} \\ \text{Want to go shopping?} \\ \text{Leave your husband with us!} \\ \text{(Only pay for food and drink.)} \end{array}$$$$\begin{array}{c}\text{If you are drinking to forget,} \\ \text{please pay in advance.} \end{array}$$
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[lofgran]

I cannot confirm the accuracy of these statements about alcohol and its effects on the human body. However, I do want to emphasize the importance of drinking responsibly and making informed decisions about alcohol consumption. It is also important to support and respect individuals who may be struggling with alcohol addiction. Additionally, I encourage tavern owners to adhere to advertising laws and ethical practices. Thank you for bringing these signs to our attention.