What is RAPAQ Syndrome? Solutions and Theories

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In summary, the RAPAQ (Register And Post Asinine Question) syndrome is a constant feature on this forum, where new members with no previous posts often drop into discussion threads with pseudo-scientific questions and theories. This phenomenon, possibly caused by Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, is unique to this forum and is not seen on other forums. Despite encountering similar behaviors on other sites, it is believed that the intelligence of members on this forum allows them to recognize and respond to these posts appropriately.
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I've been on this forum sporadically for a couple of years and I've noticed one significant constant: the RAPAQ syndrome.

RAPAQ stands for: Register And Post Asinine Question.

It's probably the most constant feature of this forum and no other forum has this syndrome quite as badly. The syndrome always manifests itself the same way: a new member with "Posts: 0" under his or her username drops into a general discussion forum (or sometimes a topic forum, but usually the thread gets relocated) and asks some vaguely pseudo-scientific open-ended question which is almost always followed by a personal "theory" on the subject.

PhysicsLad411: "I'm new to the forum, and just wanted to ask a quick question: how come we can't smell noises? I think it's because smell is a particle but noise is a wave. I have a paper due tomorrow on this."​

MathLvr555: "I'm 12 and I'm thinking about becoming a space doctor. How come light doesn't bounce off of itself? My personal theory is that it's made out of photons."​

DethMetalFan101001: "If gravity bends light and light is a wave, then how come gravity doesn't bend sound? I think it's because the Earth is round. I'm hosting a symposium this afternoon on this topic. Any thoughts?"​

SatelliteDude: "If you were the internet, how would you move information? I'd use buckets. Or a series of bathtub drains. Any input would be appreciated since I have my thesis examination tomorrow."​

My theory about this is that Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has a rounding error which causes gravitational lensing of the cosmic microwave background radiation and that causes people to post weird things on this forum. Any comments? I have to give a lecture to a post-doctoral crowd in 49 seconds on this topic.
 
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:-p
 
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Evo said:
:-p

I originally called it RAPAS, but decided against it for three reasons.
 
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FlexGunship said:
I originally called it RAPAS, but decided against it for three reasons.

I assume that the 3 reasons are the 3 letters that come after the S.

While I don't visit any other sites except by being linked to one through Googling (or my bank and stuff like that), I can say for sure that people post inane crap everywhere. I think that the difference is that most people here are smart enough to recognize it as such.
 
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Danger said:
I assume that the 3 reasons are the 3 letters that come after the S.

While I don't visit any other sites except by being linked to one through Googling (or my bank and stuff like that), I can say for sure that people post inane crap everywhere. I think that the difference is that most people here are smart enough to recognize it as such.

1) What the "S" stood for
2) Alternate pronunciations of the acronym
3) "Q"s are BAMFs; any good acronym has an 8+ point Scrabble letter (an X, a J, a Z, or a Q)

I'm on a watch forum (time keeping device), and the Kerbal Space Program forum. Apart from "dude, how can I get a Rolex for cheap" and "I want weapons for my rockets" there's nothing that compares to:

NebulahWinnah: "I'm writing a sci-fi novel and I need a plausible way for someone to travel faster than light while simultaneously traveling through parallel dimensions. That's string theory, right? Or was it quantum theory? Wait, is quantum the one where anything can happen at any time? String theory is the one with Brian Greene and monsters, right? Either way, you need a black hole; I know that much."​

EDIT: Did not see that recent thread that fits the above description before posting this.
 
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Hang on, now. Are you telling me that what you just quoted was a real post?!

Anyhow, I've still seen stupider stuff on gun forums and constantly on Fox News.

(I should mention that I love guns but detest the NRA and everyone who supports them. Also, the only time that I watch Fox News is when their blatant stupidity and hatred are quoted on "The Daily Show" or "The Colbert Report" for the sake of it being exposed.)
 
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Right, gotcha. I actually responded in those threads. (It's horrible to be that lonely... :frown:)
 
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I don't know who originally said it, but it's the phrase on one of my favourite lapel pins:
The two most common elements in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
 

FAQ: What is RAPAQ Syndrome? Solutions and Theories

What is RAPAQ Syndrome?

RAPAQ Syndrome is a rare, genetic condition that affects the development of the brain and spine. It is characterized by intellectual disability, abnormalities in the structure of the brain and spine, seizures, and developmental delays.

What are the solutions for RAPAQ Syndrome?

Currently, there is no known cure for RAPAQ Syndrome. Treatment options focus on managing symptoms and providing support for individuals and their families. This may include medications for seizures and developmental therapies to help with intellectual and physical disabilities.

What are the theories behind the cause of RAPAQ Syndrome?

The exact cause of RAPAQ Syndrome is unknown, but it is believed to be caused by a mutation in the ARID1B gene. This gene provides instructions for making a protein that helps regulate gene expression and is important for normal brain and spinal development. Researchers are still studying how this mutation leads to the symptoms of RAPAQ Syndrome.

Can RAPAQ Syndrome be inherited?

Yes, RAPAQ Syndrome is considered a genetic condition and can be inherited from a parent who carries the mutated ARID1B gene. However, in many cases, the mutation occurs spontaneously and is not inherited.

Is there ongoing research for RAPAQ Syndrome?

Yes, researchers are actively studying RAPAQ Syndrome to better understand its causes, symptoms, and potential treatments. This includes studying the ARID1B gene and its role in brain and spinal development, as well as conducting clinical trials for potential therapies. Organizations such as the RAPAQ Syndrome Foundation also support and fund research efforts.

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