Who Is Facial from Sciforums?

[Moonbear]

Actually, looking back over the past year, no one that has introduced themselves here and were "warmly welcomed" stayed, most never returned.

Maybe we need to try smacking them with the welcome fish instead of just allowing them to select one from the bucket out back? They are finding the bucket when we send them there, right? I mean, you just have to follow your nose until you detect the aroma of fish left out in the hot sun; they couldn't miss that, could they?

 

[Lisa!]

blank men are always lucky

Very clever of you! No one could realize you'd be banned if it'd happen!

 

[Dmstifik8ion]

Facial, come back, I was only kidding!

 

[Math Is Hard]

Maybe we need to try smacking them with the welcome fish instead of just allowing them to select one from the bucket out back? They are finding the bucket when we send them there, right? I mean, you just have to follow your nose until you detect the aroma of fish left out in the hot sun; they couldn't miss that, could they?

I hereby nominate Pengwuino for Official Welcome Fish Smacker. No one can slap the salmon like the P-man.

 

[honestrosewater]

I hereby nominate Pengwuino for Official Welcome Fish Smacker. No one can slap the salmon like the P-man.

Slapping the salmon? Is that what they're calling it these days?

 

[franznietzsche]

good god! i was lucky that the "new thread" button was hard to find.

What? They love neophytes and newbies.

 

[zoobyshoe]

What? They love neophytes and newbies.

Blank Man isn't really new. Just reincarnated:

thank you, but i have been here before , i just couldn't activate my previous account . i miss wolram and arildno's talks and astronuc's PMs.

 

[zoobyshoe]

I hereby nominate Pengwuino for Official Welcome Fish Smacker. No one can slap the salmon like the P-man.

If they made salmon flavored Beefaroni, he'd be in heaven.

 

[franznietzsche]

If they made salmon flavored Beefaroni, he'd be in heaven.

Thats seriously disgusting on a level I almost thought was not possible. Almost as bad as pesto salmon. I mean really, pesto salmon? WTF?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Thats seriously disgusting on a level I almost thought was not possible.

My profound apologies. In the future I'll limit myself to levels of disgustingness you already realize are possible.

 

[___]

Very clever of you! No one could realize you'd be banned if it'd happen!

why?
no, i want my mommy

 

[Danger]

If they made salmon flavored Beefaroni, he'd be in heaven.

You just have to leave it out for a few days.

 

[Lisa!]

why?
no, i want my mommy

Because of your username. What would happen if they put another line on your username? Nothing, we just see 2 lines (or perhaps a larger line)!

 

[El Hombre Invisible]

Because of your username. What would happen if they put another line on your username? Nothing, we just see 2 lines (or perhaps a larger line)!

Everyone would go around calling him Equals Man instead.

 

[Facial]

Thanks for the warm welcome, everyone.