Who Will Win the Great Thinkers' Hide and Seek Game in Heaven?

[lamonster]

i wrote this at work, here it goes:
All of historys great thinkers are in heaven and have begun playing hide and seek. Einstein calls it. He turns around and begins to count from 1000. Weber draws out a 1 meter box and stands in the middle. Einstein turns around, spots weber and says "I see weber, he's out."
Weber replies, "nay, I am 1 weber per meter squared, Tesla is out."
Edison says under his breath "yessss."
Newton objects, "you couldn't possibly have counted all the way from 1000, it would have taken a longer period of time."
Einstein replies, "ah, but time Is relative."
Tesla complains, "why am I out again?"
Newton seizes the opportunity and says, "because there is a little weber inside you..."
"whatever, at least I didn't need a concussion to have a brainstorm... doc brown."
"You're one to talk, Death-ray."
Steven hawking tries to break up the bickering and says, "fellas, fellas, this is easily resolved by going back in time to avoid this whole disagreement."
Einstein glares at Hawking and replies, "Okay... i agree with the peace offering, we should be grateful our research has moved the world forward, let's celebrate. Hawking, do the robot."


good?

 

[xxChrisxx]

I wouldn't give up your day job.

 

[chiro]

I wouldn't give up your day job.

lol :D

 

[Topher925]

I don't get it.

 

[LudusRex]

I find this scenario to be both amusing and thought-provoking. It is interesting to see how even in the afterlife, these great thinkers are still using their knowledge and wit to engage in a game of hide and seek. It also highlights the friendly competition and camaraderie among them.

In terms of predicting the winner, it is difficult to say for certain. Each of these great thinkers has their own unique strengths and perspectives, making it a tough competition. However, based on their interactions in this scenario, it seems that Einstein may have the upper hand with his understanding of time and relativity. But as we know, anything is possible in the realm of science and the outcome of this game may surprise us all.

In the end, it is heartwarming to see these great minds coming together to celebrate their contributions to the world and to enjoy each other's company. It serves as a reminder that even in the afterlife, the pursuit of knowledge and the bonds of friendship continue to thrive.