Why Did a Moose Mother Attack and Pee on a Hunter?

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In summary: Most people don't like it because it is uncomfortable, but some people find it exciting.Most people don't like it because it is uncomfortable, but some people find it exciting.
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If you want to hunt moose, you should NOT come between a moose mum and her calf.

That is, however, what befell Bjørn Engen.

The moose cow kicked him to the ground, was smart enough to stamp on his rifle (making it useless), and alternately kicked and peed on him.

Bjørns daughter Kristine thought that slapping the cow on its rump would do the the trick, along with a bit of hollering.

And, it worked!
Moose Mum let go, placed herself protectively beside her calf, and a wet Bjørn and his daughter escaped the encounter..
http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/artikkel.php?artid=10014614
 
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Hell hath no fury like a pissed off mama.
 
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wuliheron said:
Hell hath no fury like a pissed off mama.

AYE! :biggrin:

Although "Hell hath no fury like a mummy pissed" has better rythm..
 
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Yay Moose!
 
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wuliheron said:
Hell hath no fury like a pissed off mama.

And as I often say, "I would rather be pissed off than pissed on."

Arildno, that is one of the funniest damned things that I have read in years. Thank you.

By the bye, is that the real Kristine in the photo? If so, Me Want! And I'm not scared to try, because her father is obviously useless with firearms.
 
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Danger said:
And as I often say, "I would rather be pissed off than pissed on."

No accounting for taste, some people pay good money to get pissed on and beat up a little.
 
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wuliheron said:
No accounting for taste, some people pay good money to get pissed on and beat up a little.

Hey, now...
I have no objection to a six-pack of whipped cream and a couple of lizards, but I'm not into that weird stuff.
 
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inexperience leaves you wet behind the ears
 
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Proton Soup said:
inexperience leaves you wet behind the ears

:smile: :smile: :smile:


I can't help wondering how many innocent young readers won't get that. :devil:
 
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Danger said:
And as I often say, "I would rather be pissed off than pissed on."

Arildno, that is one of the funniest damned things that I have read in years. Thank you.

By the bye, is that the real Kristine in the photo? If so, Me Want! And I'm not scared to try, because her father is obviously useless with firearms.
Yes.
That is Kristine, our local dominatrix with special expertise in butt-slapping.
 
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arildno said:
Yes.
That is Kristine, our local dominatrix with special expertise in butt-slapping.

Well, that's not my scene, but I'm willing to try almost anything for someone who looks like that.
She obviously has no hold over you, since you didn't capitalize "Dominatirix" as your true Mistress would demand.
:rolleyes:
Hmmm... maybe I'll just stroll on home now. Don't mind me... I was never actually here... stop putting those 'shrooms on your pizza and you'll never see me again...
 
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Danger said:
And as I often say, "I would rather be pissed off than pissed on."
When someone gets pissed on, they usually get pissed off.
 
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Proton Soup said:
inexperience leaves you wet behind the ears

Stomped on and pissed on is more like it.
 
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Borg said:
When someone gets pissed on, they usually get pissed off.


Did you look at the photo? This guy seemed positively euphoric.
 
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wuliheron said:
Did you look at the photo? This guy seemed positively euphoric.
Yes but most people don't like it.
 
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Borg said:
Yes but most people don't like it.

How do they know? Have they ever tried it?
 

FAQ: Why Did a Moose Mother Attack and Pee on a Hunter?

What is the significance of an angry moose mum peeing on a hunter?

The behavior of an angry moose mum peeing on a hunter is a defensive response to protect her young and territory. It is a warning sign that the hunter is encroaching on her space and she is feeling threatened.

Is this behavior common among moose?

Yes, this behavior is common among moose, especially during their breeding season when they are more aggressive and protective of their young.

Can this behavior be dangerous for the hunter?

Yes, an angry moose can be dangerous for the hunter. Moose are large and powerful animals, and their hooves can cause serious injury. It is important for hunters to give them space and respect their boundaries.

How can hunters avoid being peed on by an angry moose mum?

The best way for hunters to avoid being peed on by an angry moose mum is to be aware of their surroundings and give them plenty of space. If you encounter a moose while hunting, slowly back away and try to leave the area.

Is there anything that can be done to prevent this behavior?

The best way to prevent this behavior is to avoid any potential conflicts with moose. This includes being aware of their presence, giving them space, and respecting their territory. It is also important to follow all hunting regulations and guidelines to minimize any negative interactions with wildlife.

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