Wolfman Chest: Lessons Learned from a Haircut Gone Wrong

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In summary, Warren trimmed some length off his stomach with a pair of sheep shears and is going to a friends wedding with 20 guys he grew up with. He will never hear the end of the made fun of for his hairy body.
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Homer Simpson
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Well I'm off to the sunny south tomorrow and I just finished everything on my packing list. I was looking at the mirror and seeing my permanant winter coat, I decided to just 'trim' some length. Having not done this ever before my stomach is now bald and I still look like wolfman chest. I'm going down for a friends wedding with about 20 guys I grew up with. I will never ever hear the end of this.

There must be a life lesson here somewhere.
 
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You get made fun of for having a hairy body, but then you get made fun of for trying to rectify the situation. Apparently you really can please everyone all of the time.

- Warren
 
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chroot said:
You get made fun of for having a hairy body, but then you get made fun of for trying to rectify the situation. Apparently you really can please everyone all of the time.

- Warren
I need to start collecting these, I've always said you could get the "funniest member" award. :-p
 
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Apparently you really can please everyone all of the time.

:smile:
But what about me! Everyone else maybe. Actually it looks so ridiculous that I do see the humor in it.
 
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Do what body builders do and shave your whole body.
 
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I don't have that kind of time, I leave tomorrow.
 
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Homer Simpson said:
I don't have that kind of time, I leave tomorrow.
Wow, so we're talking some major hair?
 
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http://www.gamerevolution.com/oldsite/chatter/mailbag/yeti.jpg

Ok, not that bad. I am not Italian or anything.
 
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I've got 6 hairs on my chest. I keep waiting for more to show up, but seeing as I'm about 50% grey on top I don't think my chest is going to sprout.
 
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WTF is that picture?
 
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Homer Simpson said:
http://www.gamerevolution.com/oldsite/chatter/mailbag/yeti.jpg
Ok, not that bad. I am not Italian or anything.
:smile: Oh my!
 
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http://www.biggeststars.com/imgcontent/galleries/STAR2709/tom-selleck-41528.jpeg
Ok, I just found this picture of me taken last week. I just got that phone for christmas.
 
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I wonder if Tom relaizes that his phone handset is missing the cord that would connect to the rest of the phone that's missing?
 
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I've thought about shaving my whole body, too, but the amount of effort involved in that would be almost Herculean. I couldn't do it myself... I'd have to hire a whole family of immigrants or something.

- Warren
 
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but the amount of effort involved in that would be almost Herculean

I'm really into improving efficiencies. I think one quick run through a bon fire would solve the problem. It might be a tough idea to market.
 
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I wonder if Tom relaizes that his phone handset is missing the cord that would connect to the rest of the phone that's missing?

:smile: Good eye! Old Man Magnum must just be pretending to own a cordless to pick up a nearby bodacious babe.
 
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Sheep shears should do quick work of the winter coat, just don't catch a nipple in them.
 

FAQ: Wolfman Chest: Lessons Learned from a Haircut Gone Wrong

What is the "Wolfman Chest" and what does it refer to?

The "Wolfman Chest" refers to a condition where a person's chest hair grows excessively, resembling the chest hair of the mythical creature, the Wolfman. It can occur naturally or due to certain medical conditions, but can also be caused by a haircut gone wrong.

How does a haircut result in the "Wolfman Chest"?

A haircut gone wrong can result in uneven or patchy hair growth on the chest, leading to the appearance of the "Wolfman Chest". This can be caused by an inexperienced or unskilled hairdresser, using the wrong type of razor or scissors, or using dull tools that can cause pulling or tearing of the hair.

Can the "Wolfman Chest" be treated or reversed?

Yes, the "Wolfman Chest" can be treated through various methods such as laser hair removal, waxing, or electrolysis. These methods can help to permanently reduce the amount of chest hair. However, it is important to consult a dermatologist or hair removal specialist for the best treatment option based on individual needs.

Are there any risks associated with treating the "Wolfman Chest"?

There can be some risks associated with treating the "Wolfman Chest", such as skin irritation, redness, or scarring. It is important to consult a professional and follow proper aftercare instructions to minimize these risks.

Can the "Wolfman Chest" be prevented in the future?

While there is no guaranteed way to prevent the "Wolfman Chest", there are some precautions that can be taken. These include researching and choosing a reputable and experienced hairdresser, using sharp and clean tools, and communicating clearly with the hairdresser about your desired outcome. It is also important to properly care for the skin and hair on the chest to promote healthy hair growth.

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