Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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franznietzsche said:
Well I'm not stepping up again. Its someone else's turn. Maybe tomorrow, just not tonight. Tonight is...well...yeah. Let's forget i brought it up.
Bad, very very bad.

But, I don't mind that plan of finding me a Valentine's date. If someone managed that (a real one, not some guy you just pay to do it ), I might be in a good enough mood to let them have the kill when I lock the thread. :devil: :biggrin:
 
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Moonbear said:
Bad, very very bad.

What's bad? I'm confused. Its Tiny's birthday. Well, it was.

But, I don't mind that plan of finding me a Valentine's date. If someone managed that (a real one, not some guy you just pay to do it ), I might be in a good enough mood to let them have the kill when I lock the thread. :devil: :biggrin:

Hmmmm...
 
  • #9,488
Moonbear, you'll have to throw a party for franzbear on his birthday...
 
  • #9,489
yomamma said:
has anyone thought of the legal aspects of killing franzbear? are there thread laws? :rolleyes: If so, I'll have franzbear testify on my behalf...
Actually, every single post "kills" Franzbear until someone else posts and similtaniously brings him back to life and then kills him again. Therefore Franzbear is in a perpetual state of both life and death which is legally impossible: you've got nothing to worry about.
 
  • #9,490
*Stabs franzbear*

thanks ;)
 
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http://www.twilightus.net/adam/images/norad.jpg

This is just some random picture I found of NORAD

This is what he was writting
http://www.twilightus.net/adam/images/lol.jpgThat looks like "ROCKET BOOM" and then some random scribbles... O__O
 
  • #9,492
the Qutaum loop Franzbear effect

Dawguard said:
Actually, every single post "kills" Franzbear until someone else posts and similtaniously brings him back to life and then kills him again. Therefore Franzbear is in a perpetual state of both life and death which is legally impossible: you've got nothing to worry about.
You just added a some new varibles to the franzbear effect
the old eqution:
infity >= F(X^42/115.5)+(P*M^2/S)
Read my previous post for more information
New Eqution
infity >= F(P/S^42*115.5)+(X/M)
The differnce is this time is that
F= Franzbear like the old eqution
P = Made by franzbear
S = Attempts to kill franzbear
X = the amount of post it takes to kill a therd
M = Post by mods


The Qutaum loop Franzbear effect is that if P = S then and that the Right side of the equation is equal to infity(on the left) the result...Franzbear and this therd becomes immortal so this means Franzbear and this therd coexist with one ontherd I'll call this "The Unifed Franzbear-therd killer fourm force".The Mortailty of The Unifed Franzbear-therd killer force becomes more defromend as more post are made.
 
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That's hilarious Scott :biggrin: : I'm glad I was able to contribute the understanding of the Franzbear effect. Let us know if you make anymore progress with this important equation, I think you've found the Unified Theory for every single forum in existence!
 
  • #9,494
Simplified:

F=U

F= franzbear
U=Unkillable

FU, FU, FU, FUU, and FUU are all copyright © of Yomamma
 
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I prefer foobar, but if you like FU than that's ok. F U.
 
  • #9,496
that's not what I meant but while we're at it...FU^2 :biggrin:
 
  • #9,497
I think you mean FU2 or FU2
 
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FU22

10 char limit
 
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  • #9,499
I copyrighted the code for that, and you have stolen part of it. You're goin down sista!
 
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oooo...check it now:cool:
 
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oooo...check it now :cool:
 
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oooo...check post #9544 now :cool:
 
  • #9,503
I tried to go back to page 177, before you got here, and then found out you could only edit recent posts. You win, I lose. Please don't make the corporal punishment too bad. :frown:
 
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these years, my television station only broadscat movies about black people, from detechtive killings to very romance. my father ws orginally from Nigeria, my mother was from India but we moved to Malaysia when i was 6 yrs old. I don't like black mivies brotacasted in a world full of look and feel. I find it dangeros too if th emovies are about millitary.
 
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I am worried. and i dislike betrayers, sold out someone/somethng!
 
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Really worried
 
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Mk said:
I tried to go back to page 177, before you got here, and then found out you could only edit recent posts. You win, I lose. Please don't make the corporal punishment too bad. :frown:
I'm calling a lawyer...!
 
  • #9,508
Forget the lawyer, there're other people you can call if you want to, uh, punish someone. With the right connections they're not hard to find...:devil:
 
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I want money...
 
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The Law's of Franzbear-Therd's

yomamma said:
has anyone thought of the legal aspects of killing franzbear? are there thread laws? :rolleyes: If so, I'll have franzbear testify on my behalf...
Yes there are!
The Law of Franzbear
Franzbear cannot be created nor destoryed he can only be transferd form post to post though differn't killing method
The 1st law of therd's
Unless unacted upon by a unbalanced post,a therd will matian a constant velocity of post
The 2nd law of therd's
Every point of Therd can attracts every other point of Franzbear directd anlong the therd by connecting the two.This Therd is propotional to the product of Franzbear and inverservly propotinol to the post between them:
F = T(42*(P1P2/S)
where:
F = Franzbear
T= post in a therd
42 = is the answear to life the univere and everthing
P = distance between two post
S = attempts to kill franzbear
The Franzbear-therd law
Franzbear and this therd coexist killing this therd would be violation of the law of franzbear therefor killing this therd is immpossible
 
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1234567890
 
  • #9,512
I remember that I killed a lot of tribdog's threads, but then again, they tended to end in just a long running conversation between the two of us. Usually a derogatory one :-p
 
  • #9,513
well, you could only kill this one for 5 1/2 hours...
 
  • #9,514
It would funny if Franzbear birth day was the same as this therds(on Feb 13).I know QT birthday is on the same day as this one
 
  • #9,515
what do you mean...? franzbear IS the thread...
 
  • #9,516
yomamma said:
well, you could only kill this one for 5 1/2 hours...

I'm out of practise, give me time to get into the swing of things.
 
  • #9,517
It's okay, not everyone can be like me and [boasting]KILL IT FOR 4.5 DAYS[/boasting]

sorry but I hold the championship and it's fun to find someone new to brag to :biggrin:
 
  • #9,518
yomamma said:
It's okay, not everyone can be like me and [boasting]KILL IT FOR 4.5 DAYS[/boasting]

sorry but I hold the championship and it's fun to find someone new to brag to :biggrin:


Lol, I bow down to your superior skills. I have much to learn. :bugeye:
 
  • #9,519
I don't think moonbear wants any more competitors, you may just leave mysteriously when you challenge her :bugeye:
 
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yomamma said:
what do you mean...? franzbear IS the thread...
Just because Franzbear and this therd coexist doesn't mean there birthday isn't the same day.
 

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