How Can Science and Math Help You Get a Date?

[bjon-07]

Please post your best geeky pick up lines.

I will go first

According to Heisenberg's Uncertanty Principle of QM, we way allready be in love right now.

Honey, your sweater than 3.14

I'm not being obtuse, but your acute girl.

 

[mattmns]

$$\int_{10}^{13}{2xdx} \frac{}{} ?$$

"I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

Wow... as if cheesy pick up lines weren't bad enough.

You forgot "Would you like to see my space ship?"

 

[Knavish]

What's the integral matt posted about? I'm not getting it.

 

[Gale]

well, its not exactly a pick up line, but i thought this was funny,

whozum: i used to have a crush on math
but then she showed me her ugly side and i realized she wasnt for me :/
she got all complex and imaginary on me
i couldn't integrate her expressions

and as for pick up lines, umm this reminds me of that song "i know my calculus! it says you + me = us!"

 

[εllipse]

Hey, baby, what's your sine?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Why, in my day, this is how you hit on a girl you young whipper snappers.

Do you want to watch episode 21 of Star Trek with me.

 

[Pengwuino]

What's the integral matt posted about? I'm not getting it.

do the integration and find out lol

These are all horrible jokes and "science" and "pick up lines" shoudl never be said in the same sentence.

 

[cronxeh]

$$\int_{10}^{13}{2xdx} \frac{}{} ?$$

"I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

ahahhaah.. kudos.. those two are awesome

now to ponder ways of which a flux integral could be used.. yes.. yes.. the naughty thoughts

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

do the integration and find out lol

These are all horrible jokes and "science" and "pick up lines" shoudl never be said in the same sentence.

In general I would have to agree. Really though if I were to make some innuendo or joke of a geeky nature and had a lady respond favorably I would be asking her for her number the first chance I got! :!)

 

[Knavish]

do the integration and find out lol

Oh. Yeah. That wasn't all that funny. Maybe it was the delay in my getting it..

 

[Moonbear]

Oh gawd! Those are all more like "how fast can you get turned down" lines rather than pick-up lines! (We really need a "shakes head in disgust" smiley.)

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

Oh gawd! Those are all more like "how fast can you get turned down" lines rather than pick-up lines! (We really need a "shakes head in disgust" smiley.)

How about or

 

[mattmns]

I did a search for physics pick up lines, half of which I did not get, but on the list was: "I swear I'm not a physics major." Probably the only one on the list that worked!

http://www.physics.bc.edu/sps/pickup.html

 

[cronxeh]

A freak lab explosion left me with this 16-inch penis.

I think this one works for most majors, universally

 

[Lisa!]

"It's impossible to love 2 person at the same time base on Pauli's exclusion principle!"(because we can't have more than 1 love in our heart!)

 

[whozum]

well, its not exactly a pick up line, but i thought this was funny,

whozum: i used to have a crush on math
but then she showed me her ugly side and i realized she wasnt for me :/
she got all complex and imaginary on me
i couldn't integrate her expressions

and as for pick up lines, umm this reminds me of that song "i know my calculus! it says you + me = us!"

"Wanna do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and let's multiply."

 

[smaj611]

If I were sine squared and you were cosine squared together we'd be one.

 

[Physics is Phun]

I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on a desk.


too graphic??

 

[BobG]

If I were sine squared and you were cosine squared together we'd be one.

I like that one.

It has to work out better than just plain old cosine and sine: Trig functions: a love-hate relationship

How about, "You're more special than relativity."

 

[BobG]

I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on a desk.


too graphic??

No more graphic than offering to try and make the gravitational attraction between the two of you match her gravitational attraction to Jupiter.

 

[Math Is Hard]

I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on a desk.


too graphic??

wow! I mean, I like it .. but - wow.

 

[twisting_edge]

Do you want to watch episode 21 of Star Trek with me.

I somehow suspect it did not work all that well.

Did it?

 

[gravenewworld]

Seems like we have a lack of Chemistry pick up lines

"My favorite mechanism is backside attack. And you?"

"Let me show you my schlenk line"

"your lab or mine?"

"What does it take to get over YOUR activation barrier?"

"I feel a bond between us!"

"You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate"

"Why the electronegativity?"

"You must be a good benzene ring, because you are pleasantly aromatic."

" I have mass. You have mass. We’re naturally attracted!"

" Our chemical reactions give way to interesting products."

"Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?"

"If I could make any compound, I would make uranium iodide, so I could put U and I together!"

"My favorite element is uranium, because I love U!"

"My name? Bond. Covalent Bond!"

 

[fourier jr]

$$\int_{10}^{13}{2xdx}$$

i like this one better. it's more to the point & a guy would be less likely to be misinterpreted as being just friendly.

$$\int_{0}^{1}69 {dx}$$

 

[DaveC426913]

You are my density.

I ... I mean my destiny.

 

[fourier jr]

How about, "You're more special than relativity."

how about einstein's:
"gravitation cannot be responsible for people falling in love"

 

[JamesU]

$$\int_{10}^{13}{2xdx} \frac{}{} ?$$

Anybody care to explain this?

 

[moose]

Anybody care to explain this?

Use your Ti-89 to solve it if you don't know calculus.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I somehow suspect it did not work all that well.

Did it?

Only with the green Orion chicks.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Why, in my day, this is how you hit on a girl you young whipper snappers.

Do you want to watch episode 21 of Star Trek with me.

Return of the Archons? Nah, that wasn't all that romantic. You know what was hot was "This Side of Paradise". Remember when Spock went all silly and fell in love with Mrs. Charles Bronson? Now, that was sexy. :!)

 

[Astronuc]

I think 34 DD would work here as well.

 

[Math Is Hard]

I think 34 DD would work here as well.

but sometimes guys get intimidated when I brag about my GPA.

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

We don't have to converge, let's just get Cauchy.

 

[Astronuc]

but sometimes guys get intimidated when I brag about my GPA.

OR maybe it's just a fear of high places.