A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is usually not meant to be taken seriously. It takes the form of a story, usually with dialogue, and ends in a punch line. It is in the punch line that the audience becomes aware that the story contains a second, conflicting meaning. This can be done using a pun or other word play such as irony or sarcasm, a logical incompatibility, nonsense, or other means. Linguist Robert Hetzron offers the definition:
A joke is a short humorous piece of oral literature in which the funniness culminates in the final sentence, called the punchline… In fact, the main condition is that the tension should reach its highest level at the very end. No continuation relieving the tension should be added. As for its being "oral," it is true that jokes may appear printed, but when further transferred, there is no obligation to reproduce the text verbatim, as in the case of poetry.
It is generally held that jokes benefit from brevity, containing no more detail than is needed to set the scene for the punchline at the end. In the case of riddle jokes or one-liners the setting is implicitly understood, leaving only the dialogue and punchline to be verbalised. However, subverting these and other common guidelines can also be a source of humor—the shaggy dog story is in a class of its own as an anti-joke; although presenting as a joke, it contains a long drawn-out narrative of time, place and character, rambles through many pointless inclusions and finally fails to deliver a punchline. Jokes are a form of humour, but not all humour is a joke. Some humorous forms which are not verbal jokes are: involuntary humour, situational humour, practical jokes, slapstick and anecdotes.
Identified as one of the simple forms of oral literature by the Dutch linguist André Jolles, jokes are passed along anonymously. They are told in both private and public settings; a single person tells a joke to his friend in the natural flow of conversation, or a set of jokes is told to a group as part of scripted entertainment. Jokes are also passed along in written form or, more recently, through the internet.
Stand-up comics, comedians and slapstick work with comic timing, precision and rhythm in their performance, relying as much on actions as on the verbal punchline to evoke laughter. This distinction has been formulated in the popular saying "A comic says funny things; a comedian says things funny".
If the sun was to go super nova and I've read that can get hotter than 1,000,000,000° C.
So, the hypothetically question is if I was on Mars would it get hot enough to make my pop tart nice, warm, and creamy?
We have threads on lame jokes and science jokes. But then, we also have a thread on bad math jokes. So, why not create one specifically for programming jokes?
Let me start:
From a letter to the Editor in NYT recently: "We are addicted to fossil fuels, de-forestation and over population. Addressing global warming via technology...is like asking a bartender to help with alcoholism"
So...mods, need to move it to the correct thread section ?
Summary:: Ok, so let hear 'em, all your tasteful bad math jokes...
Found this on r/mathmemes
There's no solution for 31:
Ok, so let hear 'em, all your tasteful bad math jokes...
I recently saw some very funny memes about Star Wars (which I'll post below),
so I thought about starting a thread about jokes about science fiction, e.g. SF movies.
Please share funny jokes, pictures and memes about SF and their stories in this thread.
And, yes, I know, I'm such a huge SF...
Happy Pi Day: Pi jokes!
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are all given identical
rubber balls and told to find the volume. They are given anything they
want to measure it, and have all the time they need.
The mathematician pulls out a measuring tape and records the circumference...
I would like share a nonsense math problem which certainly wrong but its fun I would like others to join as well in my endeavor to create jokes by using math. the joke is as follows
As we know,
1-1=0
let,
a = 1 , b = 1
then...
Q: How many science fiction writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, but it's actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one's shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox...
An unexplained Mass!
I'm so sorry.
Anyway I'm me and I like maths and physics, but I don't know that much yet. I'm always open to people pointing me towards interesting resources for learning, and I love to discuss anything, well most things anyway. I'll always try to get the facts.
Hi, all.
I want to become a Physics professor in the US. For a few years now I've been a TA in an american university and I've had to teach a few lectures to a large audience in a big lecture hall. However, american students learn differently. For moments, I feel like a performer in this...
Scientists tell us their favorite jokes: 'An electron and a positron walked into a bar…'
http://www.theguardian.com/science/2013/dec/29/scientists-favourite-jokes
BORG Jokes#1 on the BORG Hit Parade
We All Live in a Single Subroutine
#2 on the BORG Hit Parade:
BORG in the USA
Elvis of Borg
Assimilate Me Tender
McBorgers
Over 50 billion assimilated
Schwartzenegger of Borg
You will be terminated.
Monty Python of Borg
I wish to complain about this 'ere...
Why did the mathematical tree fall over?
Because it had no real roots!:pWrite the expression for the volume of a thick crust pizza with height a and radius z.
The formula for volume is \pi(\text{radius})^2(\text{height}). In this case, pi.z.z.a.
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender (a tub of cottage cheese) says to them, “We don’t serve your kind in here.” One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, “Why not? We’re cultured individuals.”
i know its a really really bland joke but i love it
Does anyone know of any good Physics jokes/comics that would be good for a physics group's tshirts and care to share? It's ok if they have a sexual innuendo, but these are for an University organization, so if it has a dirty overtone, it has to be subtle/decent. (To give you some sense of what...
"Doctor, doctor!
.People always ignore me!"
"Next!"
"Doctor, doctor!
I have this compulsion to sing Delilah."
"You have Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is that a rare disease?"
"It's not unusual."
BORG Jokes#1 on the BORG Hit Parade
We All Live in a Single Subroutine
#2 on the BORG Hit Parade:
BORG in the USA
Elvis of Borg
Assimilate Me Tender
McBorgers
Over 50 billion assimilated
Schwartzenegger of Borg
You will be terminated.
Monty Python of Borg
I wish to complain about this 'ere...
Chuck Norris can solve a system of equations of parallel lines.
When Chuck Norris was given a math test, he wrote "Violence" as the answer to all the questions. He got an A+ because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with violence.
As a matter of fact, at this moment, pursuing phd is way far-fetched plan for me since I am a high school student. But those phd jokes really discourage me to go to undergrad in pure math and rather force me to get a degree in like acturial science or engineering. I was planning to study...
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Ok I have a speech to deliver in a few weeks. It is on neutrino research at the south pole. I will be leaving soon to go to McMurdo Bay. I am only 19 and a Sophomore in College after this semester. I am very excited but would like to break the ice in style(pun intended)lol. So I need some of...
Grahams Number: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham%27s_number
Anybody have any tips on how to comprehend something this huge? The number of elementary particles in a trillion universes doesn't even come close...
LEAVING THE OFFICE
EARLY
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each
day, they noticed the boss left work early.
One day the girls decided that when the boss left, they would leave right
behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how...
Too Funny!
This was just TOO FUNNY not to share! :smile: :smile: :smile:
http://www.greatfallstribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060328/NEWS01/603280302/1002
"someone called" jokes
You know those jokes that go:
"Your village called, they want their idiot back."
or
"the year 1970 called, it wants it's clothes back"...
what are your favorite ones? I'm trying to search for them, but I'm having a really hard time trying to find them online.
emm yeah title says it all :P I'll put one up to start with, the only one I know actually, hence the post. It's bad but that's one of the defining properties of a physics joke right?
Heisenberg was speeding, a police man stops him and says, "Do you know where you are?" to which Heisenberg...
So here it is: prove that \lim_{n\rightarrow\infty}\frac{\sin x}{n}=6
Hint: algebra I students may not get the joke, but to them the proof comes easy.
Okay, so let them flow... post 'em if you got 'em [jokes, that is] .
"My favorite jokes" thread
I decided to break the monotony installed with the latest wave of stupid threads occurring in our beloved GD and post my favorite jokes in (American) English.
I know some of them are lame. :-p
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her
turn, she...
There are a number of math-science jokes, one of which goes along the lines of
'Biologists think they are biochemists, Biochemists think they are Physical Chemists, Physical Chemists think they are Physicists, Physicists think they are Gods, And God thinks he is a Mathematician.'
(I...
Does anyone know any laser jokes? I'm doing a short presentation on laser diodes and thought it might be fun to include a refreshing page of jokes near the end. I found a few on Google, but none were very funny.
Everyone list your physics jokes here. I have a few ones.
In the early 1900's, name foreigners came to america, and they had bad english skills, espeicaly with tense and past tense. So, one day, a german who just entered the country lost track of the time, as he needed to catch a train ...
A tad of fun.
In an effort to test the level of humor of the physicist, I posted a list of ten would-be questionable jokes. If you have an interest to give a possible answer or punch line to such jokes then drop by the journal posted by "what_are_electrons". If we get a real demand, maybe...