Am I the only one feeling dumb and stupid here? :p

[Borg]

Wait..there's nothing wrong with liking salmon..right? :D

It depends on how you feel about it once your sentence is carried out.

 

[MostlyHarmless]

How come the Halibut isn't getting any love?

 

[lendav_rott]

How come the Halibut isn't getting any love?

smoked or steamed, not raw

 

[arildno]

How come the Halibut isn't getting any love?

Do you wish me to report you to the Hallowed Judges of Fish here at PF?

 

[ABD EL HAMEED]

Hmm seems the fish thing is being taken serious here...

 

[arildno]

Hmm seems the fish thing is being taken serious here...

Certainly. PF has even obtained a fatwa from the Al Azhar University in Cairo that our sentencing is perfectly halal.

 

[Intrastellar]

Hmm seems the fish thing is being taken serious here...

of course it is, welcome to physhics forums

 

[lendav_rott]

translation, please, arildno

 

[arildno]

fatwa-considered legal opinion from the body of the ulema on a specific issue

 

[Enigman]

Keeping in mind that the last time someone stated their preference as the Megalodon he had to be slapped with salmon because of unavailability (which had unfortunately been cooked and hence made a mess) I have decided due to technical difficulties not to slap you with the Megalodon and instead I will smash you with it ...

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Consider yourself initiated to PF! And welcome once again!
(sorry about the edgy jumps, was in a bit of hurry - someone might have spilled the beans..)

 

[MostlyHarmless]

Well you're currently in a place where people spend their free time doing physics and science, what else can you expect other than a bunch of nuts?

 

[ABD EL HAMEED]

Certainly. PF has even obtained a fatwa from the Al Azhar University in Cairo that our sentencing is perfectly halal.

Fish can be eaten dead,so it doesn't matter much there :p

 

[Enigman]

Keeping in mind that the last time someone stated their preference as the Megalodon he had to be slapped with salmon because of unavailability (which had unfortunately been cooked and hence made a mess) I have decided due to technical difficulties not to slap you with the Megalodon and instead I will smash you with it ...

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Consider yourself initiated to PF! And welcome once again!
(sorry about the edgy jumps, was in a bit of hurry - someone might have spilled the beans..)

EDIT: we all seem to have posted simultaneously...

 

[ABD EL HAMEED]

Keeping in mind that the last time someone stated their preference as the Megalodon he had to be slapped with salmon because of unavailability (which had unfortunately been cooked and hence made a mess) I have decided due to technical difficulties not to slap you with the Megalodon and instead I will do this...

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Consider yourself initiated to PF! And welcome once again!
(sorry about the edgy jumps, was in a bit of hurry - someone might have spilled the beans..)

At least I was slapped with the shark
OK I'll choose the creepy fish at the end

Well you're currently in a place where people spend their free time doing physics and science, what else can you expect other than a bunch of nuts?

Lol so true xD

 

[arildno]

Fish can be eaten dead,so it doesn't matter much there :p

Granted.

But, since your deserved sentence does not involve DEAD fish (not to speak of whether it is to be eaten or not), they had to dig really deep into the appendices of Bukhari and Sahih Muslim to come up with their opinion.

 

[Enigman]

I'll choose the creepy fish at the end

Sorry, only one slap per person.
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^{_I still haven't got mine...}

 

[MostlyHarmless]

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

 

[lendav_rott]

cook the fish 6 times to make sure it's dead for certain.

 

[lisab]

Welcome, ABD !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s

You are now officially initiated (multiple times even ).

 

[arildno]

Or, as the divines at Al Azhar put it in their fatwa:
"Our Prophet (PBUH) fully endorsed harmless fun as one of many ways to create a harmonious sense of fellowship among the Believers"

 

[ABD EL HAMEED]

Granted.

But, since your deserved sentence does not involve DEAD fish (not to speak of whether it is to be eaten or not), they had to dig really deep into the appendices of Bukhari and Sahih Muslim to come up with their opinion.

Just let me translate and I'll get back to you...

 

[Enigman]

This is getting a bit like random thoughts thread...<<-----That was a random thought.

 

[ABD EL HAMEED]

Sorry, only one slap per person.
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^{_I still haven't got mine...}

Oh common,what kind of fish can I take?

cook the fish 6 times to make sure it's dead for certain.

Or cut its head once ;)

Welcome, ABD !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s

You are now officially initiated (multiple times even ).

Lol thanks

 

[Enigman]

That Megalodon had been dead for centuries- no need to cook or cut anything...congratulations you now smell of rotten fish.

 

[arildno]

That Megalodon had been dead for centuries- no need to cook or cut anything...congratulations you now smell of rotten fish.

ACTUALLY, no rotting stink is attached to our megalodons. they have all been transformed into clean stone, prior to smacking initiates with them (this is contained as an explicit command in the caveat 3b.2 in the above-mentioned fatwa. Harmless fun must not involve stinking matters).

 

[Enigman]

ACTUALLY, no rotting stink is attached to our megalodons. they have all been transformed into clean stone, prior to smacking initiates with them.

I was the guy who prepared the fish and pressed the button. I know better...though I wish I didn't

EDIT:Cheater you edited your post making my joke not funny.

 

[arildno]

I was the guy who prepared the fish and pressed the button. I know better...though I wish I didn't

The wrath of the Al Azhar is upon you, then..

Cheat or no cheat, your joke is fun in limited contexts.

 

[Enigman]

Fish slapping is not fun it is a necessity.

 

[MostlyHarmless]

Woah, Megalodon is dead? You're telling me that the giant whale decoy they made for Shark Week DIDN'T attract an extinct shark?

 

[arildno]

Fish slapping is not fun it is a necessity.

It is necessary fun, in order to create a harmonious sense of fellowship at PF.

 

[ABD EL HAMEED]

ACTUALLY, no rotting stink is attached to our megalodons. they have all been transformed into clean stone, prior to smacking initiates with them (this is contained as an explicit command in the caveat 3b.2 in the above-mentioned fatwa. Harmless fun must not involve stinking matters).

Ahh...hmm...what?

I was the guy who prepared the fish and pressed the button. I know better...though I wish I didn't

EDIT:Cheater you edited your post making my joke not funny.

You're the one who made me smell like fish and slapped me twice
WHY U -___-

The wrath of the Al Azhar is upon you, then..

Cheat or no cheat, your joke is fun in limited contexts.

And meee :D

 

[Enigman]

It is necessary fun, in order to create a harmonious sense of fellowship at PF.

Can't argue with that one...

 

[ABD EL HAMEED]

How did I cheat?I didn't edit anything

 

[Enigman]

How did I cheat?I didn't edit anything

Not you it was Arildno.

 

[arildno]

Anyways:
My heartfelt welcome to you, Abd El Hameed, here at PF, and I hope you will enjoy your stay here.
Feeling "dumb/stupid" is certainly somewhat humiliating, but something felt by ALL as they progress along the learning curve within the hard sciences.