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It depends on how you feel about it once your sentence is carried out.lendav_rott said:Wait..there's nothing wrong with liking salmon..right? :D
It depends on how you feel about it once your sentence is carried out.lendav_rott said:Wait..there's nothing wrong with liking salmon..right? :D
smoked or steamed, not rawJesse H. said:How come the Halibut isn't getting any love?
Do you wish me to report you to the Hallowed Judges of Fish here at PF?Jesse H. said:How come the Halibut isn't getting any love?
ABD EL HAMEED said:Hmm seems the fish thing is being taken serious here...
ABD EL HAMEED said:Hmm seems the fish thing is being taken serious here...
arildno said:Certainly. PF has even obtained a fatwa from the Al Azhar University in Cairo that our sentencing is perfectly halal.
EDIT: we all seem to have posted simultaneously...Enigman said:Keeping in mind that the last time someone stated their preference as the Megalodon he had to be slapped with salmon because of unavailability (which had unfortunately been cooked and hence made a mess) I have decided due to technical difficulties not to slap you with the Megalodon and instead I will smash you with it ...
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Consider yourself initiated to PF! And welcome once again!
(sorry about the edgy jumps, was in a bit of hurry - someone might have spilled the beans..)
Enigman said:Keeping in mind that the last time someone stated their preference as the Megalodon he had to be slapped with salmon because of unavailability (which had unfortunately been cooked and hence made a mess) I have decided due to technical difficulties not to slap you with the Megalodon and instead I will do this...
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Consider yourself initiated to PF! And welcome once again!
(sorry about the edgy jumps, was in a bit of hurry - someone might have spilled the beans..)
Jesse H. said:Well you're currently in a place where people spend their free time doing physics and science, what else can you expect other than a bunch of nuts?
Granted.ABD EL HAMEED said:Fish can be eaten dead,so it doesn't matter much there :p
ABD EL HAMEED said:I'll choose the creepy fish at the end
arildno said:Granted.
But, since your deserved sentence does not involve DEAD fish (not to speak of whether it is to be eaten or not), they had to dig really deep into the appendices of Bukhari and Sahih Muslim to come up with their opinion.
Enigman said:Sorry, only one slap per person.
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_I still haven't got mine...
lendav_rott said:cook the fish 6 times to make sure it's dead for certain.
lisab said:Welcome, ABD !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s
You are now officially initiated (multiple times even ).
Enigman said:That Megalodon had been dead for centuries- no need to cook or cut anything...congratulations you now smell of rotten fish.
arildno said:ACTUALLY, no rotting stink is attached to our megalodons. they have all been transformed into clean stone, prior to smacking initiates with them.
Enigman said:I was the guy who prepared the fish and pressed the button. I know better...though I wish I didn't
It is necessary fun, in order to create a harmonious sense of fellowship at PF.Enigman said:Fish slapping is not fun it is a necessity.
arildno said:ACTUALLY, no rotting stink is attached to our megalodons. they have all been transformed into clean stone, prior to smacking initiates with them (this is contained as an explicit command in the caveat 3b.2 in the above-mentioned fatwa. Harmless fun must not involve stinking matters).
Enigman said:I was the guy who prepared the fish and pressed the button. I know better...though I wish I didn't
EDIT:Cheater you edited your post making my joke not funny.
And meee :Darildno said:The wrath of the Al Azhar is upon you, then..
Cheat or no cheat, your joke is fun in limited contexts.
Can't argue with that one...It is necessary fun, in order to create a harmonious sense of fellowship at PF.
ABD EL HAMEED said:How did I cheat?I didn't edit anything