Can wrist braces help with insomnia?

[franznietzsche]

Yes, sleep is a horrible waste of time.

Moobear, do you know if anyone is trying to find a way to get all the benefits of sleep (whatever they may be) while still staying conscious?

Hypnotic sleep is supposed to work just as well in only 1/10th the time.

 

[honestrosewater]

Do you remember your sources?

 

[franznietzsche]

Do you remember your sources?

Every stage hypnotist I've ever seen has said that. I have no idea if its true. The people i know who have been hypnotized say that it works very well.

 

[Smurf]

11:55 PM, dum de dum dum.

 

[franznietzsche]

Midnight. We currently out number the "sleep-o-philes" by 8 to 1. That should be sufficient to initiate the next phase of the plan.

 

[Moonbear]

Midnight. We currently out number the "sleep-o-philes" by 8 to 1. That should be sufficient to initiate the next phase of the plan.

Muwahahahahaha!

 

[franznietzsche]

Muwahahahahaha!

If only you knew that my Evil Genius score was 82%.

Oh...

 

[honestrosewater]

If only you knew that my Evil Genius score was 82%.

Oh...

Great, now I have to go take the stupid Evil Genius test...

 

[honestrosewater]

What? 82%?! Obviously the author of this test could not comprehend the true evilness of my answers.

 

[Smurf]

HA! 87%

That means I'm the top Evil Genius!

 

[franznietzsche]

HA! 87%

That means I'm the top Evil Genius!

Top Evil, but not top Genius.

 

[Smurf]

Right, now that we've established I am the leader of our evil organization, time to establish a chain of command.

Franz you will be in charge of building the secret underground hollowed-out volcanoe on a deserted island of indescriminate location.

honestrosewater, contact our subordinates in the white house and find the nuclear launch codes.

Moonbear, Get me my coffee.

 

[franznietzsche]

Right, now that we've established I am the leader of our evil organization, time to establish a chain of command.

Franz you will be in charge of building the secret underground hollowed-out volcanoe on a deserted island of indescriminate location.

honestrosewater, contact our subordinates in the white house and find the nuclear launch codes.

Moonbear, Get me my coffee.

You forgot the subtle machiavellian manipulation of the foolish masses to put our lackeys into the the world governments. We need to control: Presidency of USA, PM of Britain, Cuba, Russia, and France, just so their government can't impotently complain about our takeover, cause we control it.

I'll call Carl Rove, that should do the trick.

 

[Smurf]

Good thinking #2, damnit, Honestrosewater is sleeping on the job again, so is moonbear, hire a new minion to get me my coffee!

 

[franznietzsche]

Good thinking #2, damnit, Honestrosewater is sleeping on the job again, so is moonbear, hire a new minion to get me my coffee!

I nominate the blue midget as head coffee fetcher!

 

[Smurf]

I cannot stand this insubordination!
I'm going to go watch South Park, #2 your in command until my return.

 

[franznietzsche]

I cannot stand this insubordination!
I'm going to go watch South Park, #2 your in command until my return.

Roger Roger

 

[honestrosewater]

Sleeping? Never. I was arming the penguins.

 

[honestrosewater]

Roger Roger

Now to consolidate my hold on the subordinates until i can pull his power structure out from under him in a coup de'tat that would have made Lenin proud.

Note to self: Control the urge to blurt out secret plans.

 

[honestrosewater]

Under #2's leadership, our power has grown to 9:1. hmmm...

 

[franznietzsche]

Under #2's leadership, our power has grown to 9:1. hmmm...

Stop your blasphemous subversion. I'll have you reported for this. I will not tolerate your attempts to take over.

 

[franznietzsche]

If you do not cease and desist immediately i will be forced to report the full extent of your plans to Lord Smurf.

 

[honestrosewater]

I don't know, that sounds like a lot of work... and hard work doesn't seem to be very evil.
Why don't we just stick to the tried and true- deny, deny, deny.

 

[honestrosewater]

Okay, I'm back now... What? It looks like someone has been at my computer, posting traitorous posts... [wink, wink]

 

[franznietzsche]

Oh, well then we should find the cuplrit, and prove that it was them sending these seditious messages, not you.

 

[honestrosewater]

Yes, we should start narrowing the list of suspects. It must have been someone who knew about our organization...

 

[franznietzsche]

WEll they obviously knew enough to know the physical locations of our computers so as to hack into them and access our secure networks. So we're looking for someone with resources, and computer skills. Probably someone operating from an isolated location, where he would be harder to track.

 

[honestrosewater]

And someone with a flimsy alibi... like they were alone watching an animated television show.

 

[franznietzsche]

No, surely they'd be smarter than that. If they were just "watching tv" we would know based upon our real time rating systems. The sudden decrease in the ratingsof an arbitrary show unknown to us would have revealed someone turning off their tv to go to a computer.

 

[honestrosewater]

Of course... unless they anticipated your thinking that they would be smarter than that? Inconceivable!

 

[franznietzsche]

Hmmm...

Well I've searched the access points of our organization's computer network. I found no unauthorized accesses recorded at any point. This means the perpetrator was either a member, or had access to a member's terminal. But there are only a few terminals, which narrows our search considerably.

 

[honestrosewater]

Wait, I found a clue under the computer desk... it's a small piece of wood... oh, it's a reed... and judging from the size, a saxophone reed... hmmm... who do we know that plays the saxophone?

 

[franznietzsche]

I play the saxophone, what are you insinuating? I'll have you know, I'm a victim here too.

 

[franznietzsche]

Are you trying to frame me for framing you?

 

[honestrosewater]

I'm not saying anything... the evidence speaks for itself.

Besides, what the &$@% do you expect from a group of evil geniuses?