Cutest Guy/gal At Physicsforums

[brewnog]

aww, are you making a joke? if there was a "i thought you liked me, you big mean jerk, you just made me cry by pointing out the absurdity of me being cute, I'm going to strangle you in your sleep" smiley... i'd use it now.

Well no, it's a close call between you and the Evo Child, but I don't even believe she exists. She's just another thing Evo thought up while she was bored. Besides, you don't know where I live...

Astronuc has to win the man stakes purely for his incredible beard.

 

[whozum]

Why don't you gather up the top photos and start up a poll.

 

[Evo]

Why don't you gather up the top photos and start up a poll.

The judging is done by myself, Monique, Tsu, Math Is Hard and Moonbear. The judging will not be final until all entries (and enough chocolate) are received.

 

[Danger]

the Evo Child, but I don't even believe she exists. She's just another thing Evo thought up while she was bored

She probably did, given that she didn't keep the father around, but that doesn't make the child any less real.

 

[JamesU]

how are girls going to judge the girl's part?

unless one of you.. never mind

 

[JamesU]

My last comment just killed it right?

 

[Arctic Fox]

Thread Killer!



:D LOL!

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

Wait a minute. I don't remember seeing those looks.

They're right here...
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=7262&page=82&pp=15


And yes the Bonzai Kitten is a joke site. It's sad I understand they have been harassed quite a bit by animal rights organizations because people persist in spreading around spam telling people it's real and needs to be shut down.

 

[Astronuc]

so, who're the winners anyways?

Gale and Astronuc...

Thanks brewnog. But I think you and Danger have been hanging around the sheep too long.

Gale is cute. Puppies, kittens and Thomas the Tank Engine are cute.

I am not cute. Maybe once, but not anymore, although my mom would probably think so. Has my mom anything to do with this?

Actually, you and Danger would qualify as cute, and so would Marlon, Dexter and the host of other PF men.

As for me, I am just a grumpy old codger.

Actually, I am planning to challenge Integral for the title of "Hairiest PFer". Any other contestants?

 

[matthyaouw]

Actually, I am planning to challenge Integral for the title of "Hairiest PFer". Any other contestants?

I'm up. Hair's down to the bottom of my ribcage at present. Do I need a beard to qualify?

 

[Integral]

Actually, I am planning to challenge Integral for the title of "Hairiest PFer". Any other contestants?

Dang! I just beat back my beard for the summer heat! If I had known about this constest a few days ago I'd have let'er go.

I'm up. Hair's down to the bottom of my ribcage at present. Do I need a beard to qualify?

A hair free face AINT hairy!

 

[Monique]

We have another contestant: https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?p=587468#post587468

 

[matthyaouw]

A hair free face AINT hairy!

Darn. I withdraw. I may be back... one day...

 

[brewnog]

I'm up for a beard contest with Integral and Astronuc in, say, 10 years time?

I'm having enough trouble growing an exam beard at the moment. Although I do have a continuous path of hair from my head to my toe!

 

[LeBrad]

Actually, I am planning to challenge Integral for the title of "Hairiest PFer". Any other contestants?

I'm not the hairiest, but I bet I have the awesomest chest hair pattern.

 

[brewnog]

I'm not the hairiest, but I bet I have the awesomest chest hair pattern.

Does it beat mine? Mine naturally grows into a 1/3 scale portrait of Alan Rickman, with four shades of grey. I just don't have any photos right now...

 

[Integral]

I'm up for a beard contest with Integral and Astronuc in, say, 10 years time?

I'm having enough trouble growing an exam beard at the moment. Although I do have a continuous path of hair from my head to my toe!

That would be the path not taken!

 

[Astronuc]

I'm not the hairiest, but I bet I have the awesomest chest hair pattern.

Would be contestants must provide a photo.

I'm up. Hair's down to the bottom of my ribcage at present. Do I need a beard to qualify?

Well I didn't qualify hair, whether on the face or on top.

Hmm. Perhaps we needs categories: facial, scalp (I was going to write scalpal, but apparently that word does not exist yet - what is the corresponding adjective for this noun), and perhaps total.

Then we need chest, extremities. Ah, I can see Olympic style competition.

And we need restrictions - e.g. no Rogaine allowed.

 

[brewnog]

I AM SO UP FOR THIS!

I want to enter the following categories:

- Toe-knuckle coverage
- Knee-beard length
- Nipple follicle density (male category)
- Wanker's Tash coverage
- Chin hair growth rate

 

[Astronuc]

I AM SO UP FOR THIS!

I want to enter the following categories:

- Toe-knuckle coverage
- Knee-beard length
- Nipple follicle density (male category)
- Wanker's Tash coverage
- Chin hair growth rate

Sounds like you're in class by yourself brewnog.

 

[totallyclueless]

Since there's like 5 girls and a ton of guys, this topic doesn't sound very interesting(sausage fest).

5 girls and I believe 3 of them are married, 1 stopped coming here (gale) and that leaves monique. So save the space and just PM your photo to monique to judge. You will be notified in writing within 30 days of her decision. All decisions are final. This contest is not open to mentors and/or webadmins of PF.com. physicsforums is a registered trademark.

Really? I'm a girl...

 

[Evo]

Although I do have a continuous path of hair from my head to my toe!

Afraid to ask.

 

[Danger]

Really? I'm a girl...

Hmmmm...


If there's a 'Teddy Bear kind of cute' category, I can paint my nose black.

 

[PrudensOptimus]

Time to revive this thread :D

 

[Evo]

Welcome back Prudens! Congrats on Stanford!

I was about to resurrect this myself, I was thinking it was about time to restart the contest.

 

[Lisa!]

Well, I think it's unnecessary now since everyone knows who's the cutest person around here!

 

[Lisa!!]

Well, I think it's unnecessary now since everyone knows who's the cutest person around here!

ME, obviosly!

 

[JamesU]

EVO?! DID YOU BRING OUT Lisa! AGAIN?!

 

[Mk]

Yomamma is the cutest person.

 

[JamesU]

Yomamma is the cutest person.

 

[Evo]

Hey, you just got a compliment, say thank you.

 

[JamesU]

yes...thank...you...

 

[Chrono]

I'm sure Evo's still looking good as I remember.

 

[Evo]

I'm sure Evo's still looking good as I remember.

Ah Chrono, such a sweetie. :!)

 

[Chrono]

Ah Chrono, such a sweetie. :!)

Yeah, at least I got that going for me.